"Worst possible "date" ever" (Involves piss, shit & boners)

[zimok]

So I rushed to the washroom... and thus begins the worst possible scenario imagineable.

Worst possible "date" ever...I don't even... FML (serios) - Bodybuilding.com Forums

True or not, lmao at everything.

 

[magcshroom]

 

[Fatbat]

WTF is up with this one poster fuckwit? Ban...

 

[BeerNuts]

wow that was one of the craziest things I have ever read, also one of the funniest!

 

[revenue4u]

Congrats on your budding art career. Continue to practice and you will get the hang of it.

 

[Uzzz]

lulz

 

[cachemoney]

if only he brought his pee bottle, this could have been avoided.

 

[jayt]

If that was me, I would've just took a shit in the toilet and pee on the floor.
Piss is easier to clean than a pile of turd.

 

[ItsYoBuddy]

lol never knew what a pee bottle was until this story. And that people use them haha

 

[pharmhand]

pure gold

 

[dabreadman]

shit happens

 

[Human]

 

[mGrunin]

wtf is a pee bottle for? Just piss in the toliet, problem solved.

 

[Webwonder]

I was laughing so hard my eyes were watering! lol

 

[brianpaxton]

Sitting here laughing out loud by myself, I must look like a total tard.

What a hilarious story, even if not true, there's a damn movie in there somewhere.. haha

Thanks for the laugh, seriously one of the hardest laughs I've had in awhile.

 

[bigb3433]

Ive heard of Epic Fail but i have no idea what to even call this.. Super Ultimate Go Kill Yourself Fail?

 

[FTC-Hater]

Probably the funniest thing I've read in a long ass time.

Reminds me of my senior year in HS. All the guys on the basketball team starting June 1st decided, whenever we had to pee, to pee in a bottle and then put it in what we named "pee locker". There were over 50 neatly stacked bottles by the end of the year.

 

[thunderlips]

made my morning.

+rep

 

[rogerrabbit]

Started out pretty stupid - but I couldn't hold back the laughter when she started asking why he was taking a shower on.

 

[AdHustler]

made me laugh