"Worst possible "date" ever" (Involves piss, shit & boners)
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He should be glad it happened, got him out of dating a huge bitch.
Who the fuck threatens to call the police because someone they invited over makes a mess in the bathroom? I HATE people that are quick to threaten/call police. Some people seem to use police like little kids at school use teachers and it's usually what pisses them off so much over the years and turns a once decent person into a people hating ass hat cops everyone else has to deal with.
Who the fuck threatens to call the police because someone they invited over makes a mess in the bathroom? I HATE people that are quick to threaten/call police. Some people seem to use police like little kids at school use teachers and it's usually what pisses them off so much over the years and turns a once decent person into a people hating ass hat cops everyone else has to deal with.
A mess is kind of an understatement. He shit on the toilet seat, the floor, shit in the tub, sprayed hot water on the shit, peed everywhere, and then flooded her bathroom with shitty water and refused to leave.
You're right. Why would any girl be mad at something like that.
^^Every bathroom I’ve been in locks from the inside, not the outside. This part makes me skeptical about the authenticity of the story.
Regardless, it made me laugh.
Hahahahaha... that was probably the greatest thing I've read on the internet ever. Also, in some way, this would make the best flog about "pee bottles" EVER.
Although I must say its a good story, I'm going to call BS on it. Theres no way something that dramatic can happen, and then be wrote with such elegance. If you read the responses on BodyBuilding.com you will see most of them are calling the guy out for being fake. Regardless, its a great story.
Many houses I've been in have a little metal rod that can be used to unlock a door from the outside. I'm assuming that's what she meant.
It's probably still fake, but it was definitely the funniest story I've read this year.