Would you tell your mom that you like porn?

[GreeLee]

Ok, so I'm squeezing one off in private, giving my wife some courtesy because she's tired tonight. So I'm doing my one handed surfing of my favorite porn video sites, and find a really good one of a nice chubby chick riding a sybian. The only thing is, the video is really short, so I have to replay it a few times. Well some prick thought it would be nice to put a "like" button right there near the replay button. Before I can even have a chance to "unlike" the damn video, my mom is emailing me telling me that someone must have hacked my facebook account. All I could say to her was....

"Damn Hackers!"

 

[Bogardi]

And thats reason number 43 why i dont have a facebook

 

[S M W]

In response to your question: mom already knows u like porn even before fb

 

[blogspotter]

Post link.. of the chubby chick..

 

[Smith34]

RE:

No never I told....

 

[AustinP]

Dad will understand.

 

[efeezy]

I think when my Mom found my huge porn mag stash back in 1986, she came to the conclusion that I liked the porn. Poo on Facebook!

 

[mpbiz]

That's why you always deny your mom's friend request brah

 

[Aequitas]

That's why you always deny your mom's friend request brah

Put all family like that into a highly restricted list like I do so the only thing they see on your Facebook account if your name, email and where you work.

 

[larrybn]

That's why you always deny your mom's friend request brah

Without exception, seriously...

 

[1yerrot]

Put all family like that into a highly restricted list like I do so the only thing they see on your Facebook account if your name, email and where you work.

Or just stop being a porn freak, lol.

 

[Ar Scion]

I bet your mom puts you on highly restrictive while she talks to her friends about swinging and threesomes and sex tapes with strangers.

Seriously, your mom is not a sexless lustless virtuous virgin.

 

[ImRichBiotch]

mom already knows, but i probably wouldn't just walk up and tell her something like that if she didn't

 

[ly2 from WF]

Unless you're 12 then who the fuck cares if she knows you watch porn? It's porn, not crystal meth.

 

[thelorax]

 

[LotsOfZeros]

I bet your mom puts you on highly restrictive while she talks to her friends about swinging and threesomes and sex tapes with strangers.

Seriously, your mom is not a sexless lustless virtuous virgin.

This.

In fact, you can call me daddy if you know what I mean.

 

[Dwight Schrute]

I think when my Mom found my huge porn mag stash back in 1986, she came to the conclusion that I liked the porn. Poo on Facebook!

When Mom found I had 3 gigs of porn in 1997, she knew I was into jerking off to porn.

Then, I found her and my Dad's porno stash. Kinda nasty.

 

[twentyone]

Damn Never!
But Dad will definitely understand, that's what he does.

 

[galacon]

successfultrollissuccessful

OP outed all you chicken-chokers, lol

 

[Aequitas]

Or just stop being a porn freak, lol.

haha now where is the fun in that.

Additionally I think my mom found out that I like porn when I told her one day that a guy contacted me to do some programming work for a website when she asked "oh yeah what kinda site is it", I responded "Its a porn site and I'm there new star", only thing I got back from that was "You may want to go get an actual job, no one wants to see a skinny little naked white boy".

Till this day I'm not actually sure she even knows what a programmer actually does and come to think of it my uncles do make crack comments every now and again about how I do online porn.

God dambit just realized my family thinks I'm actually a porn star, thanks for the thread I'm obviously gonna have to do the only thing I know in order to fix this..... hahaha what am I saying I'd rather have people think I'm a porn star, its much easier to explain then affiliate marketing.

When people ask "What kinda work do you do?" my response can be "I do porn"..... badda bing badda bang no more useless questions like "WoW can you show me how to make money on the internet?" and no more backlash comments when I reply with a "No I can't cause people that ask that question are dumb".