WickedFire's Most Expensive Writer For Hire.
To my next client (you),
My name is Ross Cohen (short for Ross Cohen). I’m an unpublished writer and I mean it. I’ve never been published in a major publication. I’ve never even been published in a minor publication. I could be one of those writers that say I was published by Google, EzineArticles, and Squidoo, but now that would just be silly (even though I may fool some of you).
I’ve always lived in the United States. I’ve spoken English as long as I can remember… and the only time I spoke another language was in Spanish class during high school. I'm a college graduate living in Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, with a degree in Economics. English teachers all throughout my education told me to stop writing how I speak. I never listened to them. As for my profession, I'm in sales (and to some degree marketing). Over the past several years I've ran a small telecommunications-based start-up and dabbled with a multitude of online business ventures.
Your article won’t be done in 20 minutes. I’m putting a limit of 48 hours per article ordered. Could it be done in a couple hours? Sure. I just don’t want to make any false promises so I’ve put a 48 hour cap per article to keep me on track. If you order 5 articles, that’s going to be a maximum turnaround of 10 days (I’d estimate an absolute minimum of 4 days to be honest).
The reason for the slightly long turnaround time is that I won’t take your order and outsource it. I’m doing all the research, writing, and editing. Being that I’m only one person, I only have so much time to spare. And I don't like rushing because then I get yelled at for missing a comma.
I’ll work with you to realize your goals. I want the articles I provide you with to be exactly what you want. If you want your articles to look a certain way that is perfectly fine. Do you prefer bullet points or numbers? Want your article to have 3 tips with an introduction paragraph? Perhaps 5 tips and nothing else? What you want is what I’ll provide, nothing less, nothing more.
Writing for SEO… well, not exactly my thing. I understand exactly how SEO works. I know all about keyword density and all of that good stuff. I’ll even write with keywords in mind and use them accordingly. I won’t however make sure these three keywords are in the first hundred words then twice in the following hundred words then multiplied by pi… catch my drift? I’m not a keyword-stuffing robot. But, again, I won’t be ignorant to Google’s algorithm and not keep SEO in mind because that would simply be silly.
You don't like words spelled incorrectly and improper punctuation. Neither do I. I assume you're not paying me for almost-done content that you have to edit before using. My articles will come ready to go... a simple copy/paste and you're golden. You won't find misspellings, missing periods, or anything of the sort.
I will not write articles on topics I know nothing about. I'm sorry that I'm not a biomedical engineer. Chances are the content I'd provide on the subject wouldn't be the best, at least compared to a biomedical engineer him/herself. I will say the range of knowledge I have is rather broad, and chances are I could fulfill your order with you being an extremely happy customer. All I'm saying is that I'm not gonna waste your time nor mine -- if the topic is one I feel as if I couldn't write proficiently on, I'll let you know. FYI: I'm a big fan of Internet marketing-related topics (i.e. SEO, affiliate marketing, etc.), anything "blog-gy" (definition: content with a conversational tone), and product reviews.
Here’s the drill. I’m not going to charge per word… I’m going to charge per article. I write until the article is complete. If you order an article I estimate to be 500 words, it will not be under 500 words, only over. How much over depends on what mood I’m in and how much I have to say. I like to over-deliver so you should be happy. And as a note: prices are subject to change at any time.
Articles
300 words; 7.5 cents per word $22.50
500 words; 7 cents per word: $35
1,000 words; 6.5 cents per word: $65
x,xxx words: Contact to discuss
Product Reviews
300 words; 8.5 cents per word $25.50
500 words; 8 cents per word: $40
1,000 words; 7.5 cents per word: $75
x,xxx words: Contact to discuss
Autoresponder Series (250-400 words each)
1 email: $35
3 emails: $105 (save $10)
7 emails: $225 (save $20)
8+ emails: Contact to discuss
Sales Copy
Short (~1,000 words): $197
Medium (~2,000 words): $377 (save $17)
Long (~3,000 words): $547 (save $44)
You have a couple options:
Thank you and sincerely,
Ross Cohen
P.S. Looking for a sample of my writing? Here you go.
Introducing The Writer That's About To Take Your Content To The Next Level.
To my next client (you),
My name is Ross Cohen (short for Ross Cohen). I’m an unpublished writer and I mean it. I’ve never been published in a major publication. I’ve never even been published in a minor publication. I could be one of those writers that say I was published by Google, EzineArticles, and Squidoo, but now that would just be silly (even though I may fool some of you).
I believe that writing is an art. While I'm far from an artist, I'm confident that my content will make you all giddy inside and have you running back for more.
I’ve always lived in the United States. I’ve spoken English as long as I can remember… and the only time I spoke another language was in Spanish class during high school. I'm a college graduate living in Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, with a degree in Economics. English teachers all throughout my education told me to stop writing how I speak. I never listened to them. As for my profession, I'm in sales (and to some degree marketing). Over the past several years I've ran a small telecommunications-based start-up and dabbled with a multitude of online business ventures.
I come with fine print, but none in which you should find burdensome.
Your article won’t be done in 20 minutes. I’m putting a limit of 48 hours per article ordered. Could it be done in a couple hours? Sure. I just don’t want to make any false promises so I’ve put a 48 hour cap per article to keep me on track. If you order 5 articles, that’s going to be a maximum turnaround of 10 days (I’d estimate an absolute minimum of 4 days to be honest).
The reason for the slightly long turnaround time is that I won’t take your order and outsource it. I’m doing all the research, writing, and editing. Being that I’m only one person, I only have so much time to spare. And I don't like rushing because then I get yelled at for missing a comma.
I’ll work with you to realize your goals. I want the articles I provide you with to be exactly what you want. If you want your articles to look a certain way that is perfectly fine. Do you prefer bullet points or numbers? Want your article to have 3 tips with an introduction paragraph? Perhaps 5 tips and nothing else? What you want is what I’ll provide, nothing less, nothing more.
Writing for SEO… well, not exactly my thing. I understand exactly how SEO works. I know all about keyword density and all of that good stuff. I’ll even write with keywords in mind and use them accordingly. I won’t however make sure these three keywords are in the first hundred words then twice in the following hundred words then multiplied by pi… catch my drift? I’m not a keyword-stuffing robot. But, again, I won’t be ignorant to Google’s algorithm and not keep SEO in mind because that would simply be silly.
You don't like words spelled incorrectly and improper punctuation. Neither do I. I assume you're not paying me for almost-done content that you have to edit before using. My articles will come ready to go... a simple copy/paste and you're golden. You won't find misspellings, missing periods, or anything of the sort.
I will not write articles on topics I know nothing about. I'm sorry that I'm not a biomedical engineer. Chances are the content I'd provide on the subject wouldn't be the best, at least compared to a biomedical engineer him/herself. I will say the range of knowledge I have is rather broad, and chances are I could fulfill your order with you being an extremely happy customer. All I'm saying is that I'm not gonna waste your time nor mine -- if the topic is one I feel as if I couldn't write proficiently on, I'll let you know. FYI: I'm a big fan of Internet marketing-related topics (i.e. SEO, affiliate marketing, etc.), anything "blog-gy" (definition: content with a conversational tone), and product reviews.
This is what differentiates me...
When I write, words end up flowing in an extremely conversational way. Chances are I wouldn't be the best textbook writer... writing in a dull, dry way simply bores me. And I'm not writing because I'm desperate for a means to pay bills, I'm writing because I enjoy it. My goal isn't to fulfill your order and get it off my plate, it's to write the best content possible for you. I wholeheartedly believe that my content will turn your first-time readers into lifelong subscribers and leads into buyers. What more could you ask for?
I'm a cheap date but my rates wouldn't lead you to think so...
Articles
300 words; 7.5 cents per word $22.50
500 words; 7 cents per word: $35
1,000 words; 6.5 cents per word: $65
x,xxx words: Contact to discuss
Product Reviews
300 words; 8.5 cents per word $25.50
500 words; 8 cents per word: $40
1,000 words; 7.5 cents per word: $75
x,xxx words: Contact to discuss
Autoresponder Series (250-400 words each)
1 email: $35
3 emails: $105 (save $10)
7 emails: $225 (save $20)
8+ emails: Contact to discuss
Sales Copy
Short (~1,000 words): $197
Medium (~2,000 words): $377 (save $17)
Long (~3,000 words): $547 (save $44)
* Looking for other sorts of content? Let me provide you with a custom quote for your needs.
I prefer to be contacted by carrier pigeon. If you don’t have one…
You have a couple options:
- Email me at Rec8189@gmail.com.
- Contact me on Skype @ Rec8189.
You'll see there is no sort of "Buy" button. I'm a fan of building long-term relationships so if you think you may be interested in my services, contact me using one of the methods above.
Thank you and sincerely,
Ross Cohen
P.S. Looking for a sample of my writing? Here you go.
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