WTF Dog Humping on Command
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Hmm.......... the video stayed in an eternal load loop, but I think I get the picture.
I've taught ALL of my dogs to SHIT on command. From my Schnauzers to my Rottweilers.
I use to travel quite a bit and wanted a way to have my pets go at rest areas or when I would stop without waiting all day for them to "Pick a Spot'.
The command was "Pinch a Loaf". I did not want the word "Shit" in the command for fear that I might be pissed off in the house or while driving one day and say "SHIT". Then they would start to go on the floor or in my vehicle all of a sudden!!
I started saying this at home whenever they were taking a dump. I would keep on saying it over and over the ENTIRE time it took them to pinch a loaf.
In time, anytime I said "Pinch a Loaf" they would start to arch their back and take a dump. (Not much sniffing around involved with this.) Even if they had just finished taking a dump they would go through the motions and continue to try as long I kept saying the phrase.
Friends who did not believe this were "Dumbfounded" when they saw it in action.
(I did have to stop my kids from saying it just to impress "their" friends though.
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Most of my dogs were Male, so having them STOP humping on command was more of a priority. The command was "OFF!!" and worked quite well. You say "OFF!!" while SQUEEZING their BALLS
a few times and they get the message. When you just say "OFF!" thereafter, they associate the PAINFUL
BALL squeezing of the past with the word and cease the activity.
Sincerely,
MT
I've taught ALL of my dogs to SHIT on command. From my Schnauzers to my Rottweilers.
I use to travel quite a bit and wanted a way to have my pets go at rest areas or when I would stop without waiting all day for them to "Pick a Spot'.
The command was "Pinch a Loaf". I did not want the word "Shit" in the command for fear that I might be pissed off in the house or while driving one day and say "SHIT". Then they would start to go on the floor or in my vehicle all of a sudden!!
I started saying this at home whenever they were taking a dump. I would keep on saying it over and over the ENTIRE time it took them to pinch a loaf.
In time, anytime I said "Pinch a Loaf" they would start to arch their back and take a dump. (Not much sniffing around involved with this.) Even if they had just finished taking a dump they would go through the motions and continue to try as long I kept saying the phrase.
Friends who did not believe this were "Dumbfounded" when they saw it in action.
Most of my dogs were Male, so having them STOP humping on command was more of a priority. The command was "OFF!!" and worked quite well. You say "OFF!!" while SQUEEZING their BALLS
Sincerely,
MT
You say "OFF!!" while SQUEEZING their BALLSa few times and they get the message.
wtf I hope you are joking
Keep in mind that a "hope" is a goal with no action behind it.
Sincerely,
MT
P.S. I guess it's a good thing I did NOT mention my use of a "Cattle Prod" and "Brass Knuckles" in proper dog training back when I owned "Pomeranians" & "Chihuahuas"!! :love-smiley-005:
Bestiality 101.
But it's "Better LEVERAGE" when the head is held, not traction!! SHEEZZZ!!!!!
Sincerely,
MT
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