... you are considering the name for your first baby and HAVE TO check the domain name availability of every name your partner suggests...
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... you do actually register that domain name and set up a blog on it, as a future investment for the kid. 14 year old domains got authoritah!
See? The fact that every member in this forum agrees is proof that we are all doomed.
Ahh damn. First you take boobsurfer.com away from me and now you have made a site on it. See sig.
The fact that you're bringing that up signifies that you've thought about doing it as well.
If it's already taken, see if it drops soon (lol)...
also, don't get a .info domain 'cause it may be hard for the kid to rank, lol...
Better yet, don't forget to get it in .co.uk, .au, .de and .in and .cn for int'l growth opportunities (lmao totally)
IN ALL SERIOUSNESS, at a conference, Frank Schilling talked about getting his kid (or nephew, can't remember which one) a domain before he/she was born so that's actually not a bad idea.
I wonder what would happen if you looked at naming trends and went out and scooped up the names that weren't yet taken......hmm
The ancestry, genealogy research niche is huge, a company might really want a portfolio of the most popular names.....
For instance, for a while, many people in Sweden were naming their kids Helga, Ingrid, etc names definitely worth having now .....
Oh by the way, you have totally proven a point here :xmas-smiley-016:
also, don't get a .info domain 'cause it may be hard for the kid to rank, lol...
Better yet, don't forget to get it in .co.uk, .au, .de and .in and .cn for int'l growth opportunities (lmao totally)
IN ALL SERIOUSNESS, at a conference, Frank Schilling talked about getting his kid (or nephew, can't remember which one) a domain before he/she was born so that's actually not a bad idea.
I wonder what would happen if you looked at naming trends and went out and scooped up the names that weren't yet taken......hmm
The ancestry, genealogy research niche is huge, a company might really want a portfolio of the most popular names.....
For instance, for a while, many people in Sweden were naming their kids Helga, Ingrid, etc names definitely worth having now .....
Oh by the way, you have totally proven a point here :xmas-smiley-016:
Oh, got a new one, because I just did it!
You Know You Are Too Far Into Online Marketing When...
... you Google search your own guide to remember how to fix that little nagging tech issue.
You Know You Are Too Far Into Online Marketing When...
... you Google search your own guide to remember how to fix that little nagging tech issue.
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Wait wait wait... Let's say you did get firstnamelastname.com for the kid, and slapped down a 10year rego on it.
If the registrar goes under and buggers up its database of who's got what, do you have to rename the kid?
If the registrar goes under and buggers up its database of who's got what, do you have to rename the kid?
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...you start spamming your own splogs.
...you consider buying real estate and check with the local police department if it was previously flagged with fraudulent activity.
...you specifically ask for internet access at your vacation hotel. Nothing else matters.
...you discover a new great restaurant in town and try to negotiate a commission with the owner for referring customers.
...you date a girl for the first time and then check her background references.
...you write down your email address when the shop employee asks for your credit card.
...you buy 20-30 new books for your library just to keep the content fresh.
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...you describe 3-times-in-a-row-sex as a "unique visit"
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...you feel unable to concentrate on reading a book because it has no flashing banners around it.
...you claim you had no-follow but she claims the baby is yours.
...you try to settle the above situation with whois records.
...you can argue on the same subject for 5 days in a row with 2 hour intervals.
...you start looking for "tracking hardware" as soon as your daughter turns 15.
...and then discuss on the best brand with your buddies.
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...you start spamming your own splogs.
...you consider buying real estate and check with the local police department if it was previously flagged with fraudulent activity.
...you specifically ask for internet access at your vacation hotel. Nothing else matters.
...you discover a new great restaurant in town and try to negotiate a commission with the owner for referring customers.
...you date a girl for the first time and then check her background references.
...you write down your email address when the shop employee asks for your credit card.
...you buy 20-30 new books for your library just to keep the content fresh.
...you respect spiders.
...you have the complete gallery of failpics and demotivationals on your cellphone to reply to silly remarks on the road.
...you ask your mechanic on what new plugins he can install to your car.
...you describe 3-times-in-a-row-sex as a "unique visit"
...you dress up your daughter for her theater with flashing neon lights spelling "www.dadsawesomesite.com"
...you feel unable to concentrate on reading a book because it has no flashing banners around it.
...you claim you had no-follow but she claims the baby is yours.
...you try to settle the above situation with whois records.
...you can argue on the same subject for 5 days in a row with 2 hour intervals.
...you start looking for "tracking hardware" as soon as your daughter turns 15.
...and then discuss on the best brand with your buddies.
...you try to find a way to monetize the heap of family photos.
...you reply to the above line with "Yeah, look at all that content!"
...you lie to your friends about the elephant that trashed your house, just to make them come over en masse.
...you ask for a girl's email and then zip submit it. On 17 different offers.
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