PYSIH uses cookies to store information about visitors preferences, recording user-specific information on which pages the user access or visit, and we customize web page content based on visitors browser type or other information that the visitor sends via their browser. Because we’re horrible programmers, however, this doesn’t work all the time and you might experience some random effects as you visit us.
Some of our advertising partners may use cookies and web beacons on our site. Our advertising partners include a wide variety of individual companies who are completely and totally trustworthy and who don’t have our children held hostage in a basement in North Dakota.
These completely trustworthy third-party ad servers or ad networks use technology that controls the advertisements and links that appear on PYSIH which are sent directly to your web browser. They automatically receive your IP address when this occurs. Other technologies (such as cookies, JavaScript, or Web Beacons) may also be used by the third-party ad networks to measure the effectiveness of their advertisements and / or to personalize the advertising content that you see.
PYSIH has no access to or control over these cookies that are used by third-party advertisers, despite our constant behind-the-scenes hand-to-hand combat with the ninjas that these people send to take us out.
PYSIH protects your data with a patented security system utilizing approximately 42 monkeys that have undergone extensive training in close-combat techniques and behavioral conditioning. This conditioning causes the monkeys to react violently with any unrecognized individual who approaches within a 50-yard radius of your data. Once someone crosses a predetermined threshold, they are completely enveloped in a literal ball of hot, furry, furious monkey flesh and muscle as our trained monkeys launch themselves at the ne’er-do-well and do what furious monkeys do best.
You should consult the respective privacy policies of these third-party ad servers for more detailed information on their practices as well as for instructions about how to opt-out of certain practices. PYSIH’s privacy policy does not apply to, and we cannot control the activities of, such other advertisers or web sites - as much as we would like to do so.
Because we’re all about control, baby.
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