Friend: So I'm getting the iPad shipped to the UK and I'm gonna sell it for double.
Me: Nice! Now scale it.
Friend: ...What?
:1orglaugh:
Me: Nice! Now scale it.
Friend: ...What?
:1orglaugh:
The iPad can suck my iBalls. Have any of you read the shit put up on the CNN blog today? Bloody asswipes posted up something about what can we do with an iPad. I read that shit and came to a conclusion that the iPad can be used as a sanitary pad. Any women here with a stiff crotch? Buy now for $499.
Id rather spend the 500 on my woman's implants rather than give it to apple for their half assed attempt to make the iPhone bigger. Now see, I am a great fan of the iPhone. Fuck! I even have one. But whats the point of the iPad? I mean who takes a megan fox and makes her a cunt? World economy I tell you! Its pure fucking commercialism! They want my 500 bucks? Tell them to lick the dimple on the pimple of my left testicle!Rofl such a hater. It's ok one day you'll be able to afford $500.
Id rather spend the 500 on my woman's implants rather than give it to apple for their half assed attempt to make the iPhone bigger. Now see, I am a great fan of the iPhone. Fuck! I even have one. But whats the point of the iPad? I mean who takes a megan fox and makes her a cunt? World economy I tell you! Its pure fucking commercialism! They want my 500 bucks? Tell them to lick the dimple on the pimple of my left testicle!
If you think you can get a nice pair of tits for $500 you are VERY wrong
If you think you can get a nice pair of tits for $500 you are VERY wrong
You know you're doing too much IM when one of the first things you do with your iPad is check out wickedfire
Maybe he's just owning it. Like, giving it the shocker.
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