So, I go to the University of Michigan and I live in Alice Lloyd Hall. We have community bathrooms. A few minutes ago I'm walking out of my dorm to take a piss when I see this:

So, the other day I walked into a public restroom and there was a guy washing his hands and some kid pissing in one of the urinals. The kid gets done pissing and starts to walk out the door.
"Hey" the guy yells at him.
"What?" the kid says
"You know, when I was at the University of Michigan, they taught us you should wash your hands when you get done using the restroom" the man says.
"Oh yeah, well in second grade they taught us not to pee on our hands."
You mean you don't wash your hand? Disgraceful...Jon said:Hahahhaa! I use the same excuse.
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