Sometimes my luck is 'shitty'

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So last night I arrive home on my scooter, and dismount in the shadows, unknowingly treading in a piece of poodle shit, which adheres itself to the side of my BRAND NEW converse that I had for my birthday on Sunday. Still oblivious to this, I remove my waterproof trousers. The offending piece of poodle shit then flicks off into the ASS region of my waterproofs.

Fast forward to this morning.

I put on my waterproofs and happily cruise to work. I stroll into the office, and remove my waterproofs at my desk. Its then I spot the squished brown thing in the back of my waterproofs. In horror I give it a sniff. Shit!!!!

Then I skulk off to the toilets and spend 15 mins in there without any trousers on, trying to wash and dry my jeans on the hair-dryer. Its cutting off every 20 seconds I give up and sit down at my desk with a wet poodle-shitty assed pair of jeans.

So, how are your days panning out so far guys?

PS, trousers = pants, toilets = bathroom.
 


That fucking sucks man... I feel for ya with the bad luck shit.

Taking my midterms the other day and I lost my #2 pencil during lunch. I was forced to use a mechanical pencil for my final (And hardest) AP College Course: AP Physics. So the mechanical pencil wasn't fucking #2, and the scantron didn't pick up any of the answers, so I'm stuck with an F for my AP college course...

While checking the answers the day after, I found that I received a 96% (200 question test). But my bitch teacher said "You'll have to come in summer and complete each section of the test on separate days."

So I'm stuck with an F until summer...
Just my luck.... But that doesn't compare to dog shit pants.
 
pickledegg said:
So last night I arrive home on my scooter, and dismount in the shadows, unknowingly treading in a piece of poodle shit, which adheres itself to the side of my BRAND NEW converse that I had for my birthday on Sunday. Still oblivious to this, I remove my waterproof trousers. The offending piece of poodle shit then flicks off into the ASS region of my waterproofs.

Fast forward to this morning.

I put on my waterproofs and happily cruise to work. I stroll into the office, and remove my waterproofs at my desk. Its then I spot the squished brown thing in the back of my waterproofs. In horror I give it a sniff. Shit!!!!

Then I skulk off to the toilets and spend 15 mins in there without any trousers on, trying to wash and dry my jeans on the hair-dryer. Its cutting off every 20 seconds I give up and sit down at my desk with a wet poodle-shitty assed pair of jeans.

So, how are your days panning out so far guys?

PS, trousers = pants, toilets = bathroom.
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Well if it makes you feel any better i feel like God today...

One of my sites FINALLY went number 1. The laptop and Iphone both survived a drop down the stairs. (Yeah don't ask) and the postie delivered a shirt i thought wouldn't be here on time.

Think i might fill the bath up and see if i can walk on it.
 
I came home two days ago, dropped my boots in the hall, and slipped into my favorite cozy, sheepskin-lined UGG slippers.

Imagine my dismay when I discovered our Chihuahua had filled the right one with urine?
 
I'll just go ahead and quote my past two Facebook statuses:
On crutches? Elevator's right there? Sure, tough guy, feel free to crawl up three flights of stairs. You've only got eighteen people behind you. We're a slowly ascending funeral procession for the death of your pride.
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MGT367: Project presentation next week already plus 12 pages of notes.
MGT366: 2-page paper and 4 chapters of notes to take.
QA235: 23 page handout to take notes on.
ACC275: Exam next Thursday, 15 pages of notes, and a homework set.
ACC355: 18 pages of notes, a tax return, and a homework assignment.

At least I can keep my mind off the fact that I feel sick again.
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seous said:
Taking my midterms the other day and I lost my #2 pencil during lunch. I was forced to use a mechanical pencil for my final (And hardest) AP College Course: AP Physics. So the mechanical pencil wasn't fucking #2, and the scantron didn't pick up any of the answers, so I'm stuck with an F for my AP college course...

While checking the answers the day after, I found that I received a 96% (200 question test). But my bitch teacher said "You'll have to come in summer and complete each section of the test on separate days."

So I'm stuck with an F until summer...
Just my luck.... But that doesn't compare to dog shit pants.
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LOL I call total troll/bullshit on this.

1) Somebody who scores 96% on some bad ass Physics test would be smart enough to have a backup #2 pencil.

2) Talk to the school, get the test manually reviewed. If you got most of them right, that will be obvious if somebody actually looks at teh answer sheet.
 
I feel your pain.. I lost my car key, apartment key, and blackberry the other day snowmobiling. lulz
 
The #2 pencil stuff is hogwash.

The graphite is an electrical conductor. You can take these tests with any pencil, as long as you make dark enough marks (enough graphite).

Always took my tests in the US with my mechanical pencil.

Also what CPW-Carl said, complain to higher ups and get it reviewed manually.
That teach is being a lazy bitch, nothing else.

::emp::
 
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Fatbat said:
How can you be so sure about the origins of this shit?
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I'm no Sherlock Holmes, but the location, colour and size of the shit, and the remaining squashed patch on the backyard, leads me to this guy:

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AND the dog still seems to love him even though he rides a scooter - I wouldn't even yell at the dog. No need to push it.
 
Dude if you're sportin a scooter, you're pretty much askin God to fuck with you.

What's next? Stories about all the fat chicks you've humped? :)
 
CPW-Carl said:
LOL I call total troll/bullshit on this.

1) Somebody who scores 96% on some bad ass Physics test would be smart enough to have a backup #2 pencil.

2) Talk to the school, get the test manually reviewed. If you got most of them right, that will be obvious if somebody actually looks at teh answer sheet.
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Not bullshit. Physics had a long study guide that I'd been preparing for for a while. @ #2, the test was via College Board. It takes them a fucking month to just reply to an inquiry.
 
seous said:
Not bullshit. Physics had a long study guide that I'd been preparing for for a while. @ #2, the test was via College Board. It takes them a fucking month to just reply to an inquiry.
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You're lucky you even got to see your test so soon if you took it with college board.. I had to wait until summer to bitch about anything since they apparently guard the test scores like they're fucking gold.

BTW fellow S.FLA. represent :batman:
 
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