Why Is There No American Revolution?



well i dont know what to say ..you americans live in the best country in the world but still complain! i dont get some of you guys

Perhaps, but here's how I see it:

Suppose there are two young boys. Both are regularly beaten by their fathers. The first boy is beaten less than the second, but both are still bruised and bloodied.

Does the first boy have a right to complain about getting beaten, even though he suffers less?

Absolutely.
 
Because they're fat, lazy and stupid with a misplaced sense of patriotism for the president instead of the flag and what it represents.

America won't be the super power for much longer. The big change might not happen in our lives but in 100 years time, China and then India will become what America once was.

For outsiders, it's pretty obvious to see America has become a crumbling shit heap that is only getting worse. You guys will probably revolt when as a collective you wake up and realise the same.

No offense to my American pals, not trying to attack any of you.
 
Take a frog
Throw frog in boiling water
Frog jumps out like "WTF man, fuck you!"

Take same frog
Place him in water
Slowly turn the heat up over time
Watch frog boil to death

This country will never have a revolution because they're slowly turning the heat up to the point that most Americans don't even care how life used to be. Some of us can feel the boil, but most of you would rather watch Jersey Shore.


edit: also what Cardine said - panem et circenses, motherfuckers - enjoy!
 
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Perhaps, but here's how I see it:

Suppose there are two young boys. Both are regularly beaten by their fathers. The first boy is beaten less than the second, but both are still bruised and bloodied.

Does the first boy have a right to complain about getting beaten, even though he suffers less?

Absolutely.

If we are still comparing the situation in America and Egypt...

The first kid who gets beaten (Egyptian) would be dead long ago.
The second one (American) would be seeing a shrink and watching the Jersey Shore.

You cannot compare the two!! Comparing the situation in America to the situation in Egypt is like comparing the naked body of Rosie o'donnell to kim kardashian. Well maybe I went too far there, but u get my point, its just stupid.