WTF are you talking about? You come in here and post your braggart little shit about your "coolio" beemer, and then get all fucking butthurt and shit when people poke fun at you?
You say you aren't "showing off"? Then why the fuck even POST this shit if you aren't getting at least that gratification? Fuck you, you little poseur.
This is the Shooting The Shit Forum At WickedFire. NOT the "Let's All Be Friends And Ride The Magic Unicorn" Forum At WaFo (props to Affaholic).
CAPISCE?
Now go back out in the hall, and come back when you've grown some hair on it. And I'm fixing your OP- I cry "Bullshit" to your "I don't do photo ops with my ride" horseshit.
Fixed.