Why not use Apache?
On the other hand maybe you should write a web server in assembly and design your own chips to have your own instruction set. Do not settle for these stupid frameworks!
Why not use Apache? Number one the pure lack of documentation on the subject. Number two it's a bit large for what you need. Third you're butt hurt at my stance on traditional "frameworks" so you're trying to abstract it that everything else is a "framework", which it is not. I applaud your enthusiasm though.
There is very much a difference between a base level language with it's complements of supporting librarys, and the farther abstraction of the base level language for other purposes which is a "framework".