Obama Birth Certificate a Proven FAKE!

Dwight Schrute

Dwight Schrute

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inb4 Turbolapp has an aneurysm

What was the best part?
1. Trump saying "I am proud of myself..."
2. Obama saying "I have more important things to take care of..." and then leaves for a taping of Oprah

OK, we can lay this all to rest. Obama 2012!
 


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every federal public figure should be required to make their birth certificate public anyway, they already have to do their tax returns. I really don't care about this one way or the other, but it should be a requirement for anyone looking to hold public office...period.
 
Now President Obama has shown his birth certificate Donald Trump should be made to show the receipt from his barbers.
 
George Zimmer said:
HI, I'M GEORGE ZIMMER - FOUNDER AND CEO OF THE MEN'S WEARHOUSE.

THIS REMINDS ME OF A STORY INVOLVING YOUR MOTHER AND AN EGGPLANT. IT WAS JUST THE OTHER NIGHT, AND WE WEREN'T TEN SECONDS AWAY FROM THE STREETCORNER WHERE I PICKED HER UP WHEN SHE UNHINGED HER JAW ATTEMPTING TO PLAY TONSIL HOCKEY WITH THE ZIMMER ZAMBONI. I THOUGHT ABOUT OPENING THE DOOR AND TOSSING HER OUT RIGHT THEN, BUT THEN I'D BE OUT 3 SHINY DIMES, SO I FLIPPED HER OVER AND SKEWERED HER ON MY BEEF KABOB, THEN HAMMERED HER HEAD AGAINST THE CEILING SO HARD THAT SHE MADE A NEW SUNROOF. I THOUGHT SHE WAS STILL CONSCIOUS AT THIS POINT, SO I YELLED AT THE DRIVER TO FIND SOME LOW TREES TO DRIVE THROUGH. IT MUST HAVE LOOKED LIKE A MOVING GAME OF WHACK-A-MOLE. AFTER I WAS DONE BUSHWHACKING HER FROM BOTH ENDS, I GLAZED HER ASS LIKE A KRISPY KREME DONUT AND LEFT HER NAKED IN A DITCH IN FRONT OF A 7-11. I FORGOT EXACTLY WHERE THE EGGPLANT CAME INTO THE STORY, BUT SHE WAS BACK THE NEXT NIGHT.

I GUARANTEE IT
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lolwut?
 
[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6lHgbbM9pu4]YouTube - It's a FAAAKE!! no... ITS REAAAL!!!!![/ame]
 
George Zimmer said:
HI, I'M GEORGE ZIMMER - FOUNDER AND CEO OF THE MEN'S WEARHOUSE.

THIS REMINDS ME OF A STORY INVOLVING YOUR MOTHER AND AN EGGPLANT. IT WAS JUST THE OTHER NIGHT, AND WE WEREN'T TEN SECONDS AWAY FROM THE STREETCORNER WHERE I PICKED HER UP WHEN SHE UNHINGED HER JAW ATTEMPTING TO PLAY TONSIL HOCKEY WITH THE ZIMMER ZAMBONI. I THOUGHT ABOUT OPENING THE DOOR AND TOSSING HER OUT RIGHT THEN, BUT THEN I'D BE OUT 3 SHINY DIMES, SO I FLIPPED HER OVER AND SKEWERED HER ON MY BEEF KABOB, THEN HAMMERED HER HEAD AGAINST THE CEILING SO HARD THAT SHE MADE A NEW SUNROOF. I THOUGHT SHE WAS STILL CONSCIOUS AT THIS POINT, SO I YELLED AT THE DRIVER TO FIND SOME LOW TREES TO DRIVE THROUGH. IT MUST HAVE LOOKED LIKE A MOVING GAME OF WHACK-A-MOLE. AFTER I WAS DONE BUSHWHACKING HER FROM BOTH ENDS, I GLAZED HER ASS LIKE A KRISPY KREME DONUT AND LEFT HER NAKED IN A DITCH IN FRONT OF A 7-11. I FORGOT EXACTLY WHERE THE EGGPLANT CAME INTO THE STORY, BUT SHE WAS BACK THE NEXT NIGHT.

I GUARANTEE IT
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George Zimmer - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
 
papajohn56 said:
every federal public figure should be required to make their birth certificate public anyway, they already have to do their tax returns. I really don't care about this one way or the other, but it should be a requirement for anyone looking to hold public office...period.
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It's never been an issue because all our previous presidents were white. With American accents.

Nobody goes around asking them for their papers.
 
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