Jessica Alba Prom Pic



I really don't understand how guys are so obsessed with celebrity hotties. Don't get me wrong shes hot as hell, but I could probably go to the mall and see 2 or 3 random girls that I'd rather bang.

Its too hard to masturbate in the mall
 
The guy in the picture -- named Chris Lakkees -- his 5-year on-and-off relationship with Jessica Alba inspired him to create a website designed to prevent unnecessary break-ups ... helping feuding couples overcome their differences with advice from people across the Internet.

It's called RelationshipCourt.com -- and Chris is pretty confident Alba wouldn't have ended things if something like it existed back when they broke up ... he "always wished that someone would have mediated between Jessica and him so they at least could have stayed friends."

Yes, you and every other guy she has ever breathed on.

new url to pop a dating offer on... thx
 
Hope she don’t end up looking like mommy…

jessica-alba-mom.jpg
 
Hope she don’t end up looking like mommy…

jessica-alba-mom.jpg

Is that really the mom? What a fucking grotesque hambeast. But the funny part is, without a personal trainer and a strict diet, Jess would probably end up like her mom too. In short, shitty American diet.