The rapture shirts, I crack myself up sometimes



So what time is this rapture shit gonna happen today?

My christian neighbors are noisy as fuck. I'm looking forward to 5 months of silence before the end of the world.
 
I think its suppose to go down at 6pm. The funny thing here, is its suppose to go down like NYE... So at 6pm EST, us in the Los Angeles area will need to wait until 6pm and its not going down simultaneously at a set time. Those goons are idiots.

....As for marketing it tho, im Christian and think theres a special place in hell for people capitalizing on religion. Thats one niche I dont wanna touch with a 10 foot pole, lol.


-Matt- said:
So what time is this rapture shit gonna happen today?

My christian neighbors are noisy as fuck. I'm looking forward to 5 months of silence before the end of the world.
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Dresden14 said:
....As for marketing it tho, im Christian and think theres a special place in hell for people capitalizing on religion. Thats one niche I dont wanna touch with a 10 foot pole, lol.
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Funny. Your church doesn't seem to have a problem with it.
 
Dresden14 said:
I think its suppose to go down at 6pm. The funny thing here, is its suppose to go down like NYE... So at 6pm EST, us in the Los Angeles area will need to wait until 6pm and its not going down simultaneously at a set time. Those goons are idiots.

....As for marketing it tho, im part of the same zombie, jew carpenter messianic death cult and think theres a special place in an imaginary place believed in by idiots for people capitalizing on a man-made system designed to control and enable the masses. Thats one niche I dont wanna touch with a 10 foot pole, lol.
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Fixed that for you.

Whenever someone says, "they're wrong because the Bible really says..." I want to smack them with a donkey dick that ejaculates logic.
 
My church? rofl.. you make it sound like we're all centralized under one umbrella like the bullshit Catholics. Furthermore, Jesus was anything but Jewish. I suppose discussing this further with a bunch of atheists would get us no where.

Out of curiosity, have any of you seen the Dane Cook when he talks about the athiests? ROFL at your thoughts for dayssssssssssszzzzzzzzz


[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TXtVzj9y-bo]YouTube - ‪Dane Cook - Sneezing Atheist‬‏[/ame]
 
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Dresden14 said:
My church? rofl.. you make it sound like we're all centralized under one umbrella like the bullshit Catholics. Furthermore, Jesus was anything but Jewish. I suppose discussing this further with a bunch of atheists would get us no where.

Out of curiosity, have any of you seen the Dane Cook when he talks about the athiests? ROFL at your thoughts for dayssssssssssszzzzzzzzz


YouTube - ‪Dane Cook - Sneezing Atheist‬‏
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Sorry, I didn't know Catholics weren't Christians. My B.

FWIW - not an atheist. I just hate organized religion.
 
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I LOL'd.
 
Dresden14 said:
My church? rofl.. you make it sound like we're all centralized under one umbrella like the bullshit Catholics. Furthermore, Jesus was anything but Jewish. I suppose discussing this further with a bunch of atheists would get us no where.

Out of curiosity, have any of you seen the Dane Cook when he talks about the athiests? ROFL at your thoughts for dayssssssssssszzzzzzzzz


YouTube - ‪Dane Cook - Sneezing Atheist‬‏
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Dane Cook is the shittiest stand up comedian ever. Posting Dane Cook + believing in some phaggy time religion, I can't wait to see what your next post is...

Watch this tho:

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t_mzj9kiyAE]YouTube - ‪Dane Cook Impression by Anthony Jeselnik - Part 3 of 3‬‏[/ame]
 
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