What to do when the big war hits?

Just ran these trends searches in Google for you guys... Apparently we aren't the only ones who are thinking this way:

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One thing is certain here: People are more afraid.

(Of course since all the trending started when O took office, it may just be the Right stirring the pot to get him taken out?)
 


How many people here honestly have the know-how to track, kill, skin, gut, and cook a deer?

I'll might even fuck it while it's still warm...

I think I would like to make a bunch of blotter acid in advance and then use it as currency during these perilous times. People would probably rather trip balls than deal with the apocalypse. I'll most likely drop some myself and roam the countryside on a Harley listening to Mars Volta and seeking interesting bartering opportunities along the way.
Until I get shot...then fuck it - so what?

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Russia is reportedly planning to construct nearly 5,000 new nuclear bomb shelters in the capital, Moscow, by the end of 2012 to protect the residents against a possible nuclear strike.

PressTV - 'Russia planning new N-bomb shelters'
WTF?!? You quoted an Iranian news source about Russia???

That shit had me going until I read: "Moscow saw its first mass building of nuclear bomb shelters in the 1930s, since when 7,000 of them have been constructed. "

Yeah, cause back in the 1930s nuclear bombs were such a threat!

Holy fuck that was fail on so many levels... :stonedsmilie:
 
WTF?!? You quoted an Iranian news source about Russia???

That shit had me going until I read: "Moscow saw its first mass building of nuclear bomb shelters in the 1930s, since when 7,000 of them have been constructed. "

Yeah, cause back in the 1930s nuclear bombs were such a threat!

Holy fuck that was fail on so many levels... :stonedsmilie:

i'll give you the Iranian source as questionable, but I've heard this all over the place.

And if you think world capitals weren't worried about the bomb in the 30s, you are mistaken. I wrote a 25 page thesis on the German bomb project, dumbfuck. Einstein was waving his arms like a mad man in the 30s. You don't know shit bro.
 
I know the concept was there in the 1930s... But enough to install 7,000 public shelters??

How do you explain that to the 7000 affected areas, such as the ppl you are evicting to build them... Yeah, we're taking you off your land so that we can build an underground shelter because some damn german dude in america is splitting the atom...

Sounds like a hard sell to me!
 
I know the concept was there in the 1930s... But enough to install 7,000 public shelters??

How do you explain that to the 7000 affected areas, such as the ppl you are evicting to build them... Yeah, we're taking you off your land so that we can build an underground shelter because some damn german dude in america is splitting the atom...

Sounds like a hard sell to me!

bro, you are arguing with yourself now. i gave you the shady source, i quickly grabbed one. i will even grant you that msnbc and fox news haven't covered it, so flush it out of your tiny brain.

the bomb was patented in 1934 and there was a WORLDWIDE RACE TO BUILD ONE that included espionage, stealing scientists, etc, etc.

if you think the soviets were just worried about "some German dude in America splitting the atom" than you are more ignorant than first thought. read a fucking book.

but again, I never said anything about the 30s, you are the one that brought it up in your snarky fervor so please STFU now.

WORLDWIDE RACE TO BUILD ONE...not "one German dude"...try to register that next time you are doing your snarky asshole Jon Stewart impression that intelligent people put up with from morons like you on a daily basis.
 
Im sure they were building bomb shelters in the 30's probably not specifically nuclear bomb shelters.
 
BTW, I will spare you the ridicule of explaining how little the USSR cared about displacing people and private property. You obviously went to a public school in America, I would say in the last decade, and you are an absolute ignoramus when it comes to history. Omitting your skills in navigating to Wikipedia, of course.
 
tbh i'd rather be dead than waste my time and money on how to live in a cave like most of you here.
 
BTW, I will spare you the ridicule of explaining how little the USSR cared about displacing people and private property. You obviously went to a public school in America, I would say in the last decade, and you are an absolute ignoramus when it comes to history. Omitting your skills in navigating to Wikipedia, of course.

Why are you such a dick?
 
I would act as if the country just turned into the superdome during hurricane katrina and shoot anything that moved . . . I'm kind of a whimp though so I would probably get scared of the recoil off of my first shot and just run and hide in my closet until someone killed me - Fin

^^^ ACTUALLY i hid in the bathroom scared out of my mind hoping I wouldn't die.... the war started last night but ended by morning not nearly as bad as I thought it would be

Strong Winds Rip Roof Off 2 Apartment Buildings - News Story - WHIO Dayton skip the article watch the vid

fuck you to whoever brought the "war zone" to my front door i shit on your grave a million times over for this you yankee bastard man.

And no nothing happened to my house just everyone else's around me I could have used a new roof and siding FML
 
bro, you are arguing with yourself now. i gave you the shady source, i quickly grabbed one. i will even grant you that msnbc and fox news haven't covered it, so flush it out of your tiny brain.
How insulting. I do not like your tone, and for the record I don't watch TV and have heard very bad things about those two sources of "news."

the bomb was patented in 1934 and there was a WORLDWIDE RACE TO BUILD ONE that included espionage, stealing scientists, etc, etc.

if you think the soviets were just worried about "some German dude in America splitting the atom" than you are more ignorant than first thought. read a fucking book.
Yeah, yeah, I've heard this shit before... But the official word is that Stalin didn't even start up a nuke program until 1942. Worse yet, they never got their hands on the first chunk of uranium until 1945!

And even if you disbelieve that, keep in mind that the USA first made the nuke, and not a single fallout shelter was sold here until 1961.

I mean c'mon... The communist Russians were so afraid of some theoretical technology that they beat the forrunners of it to protecting their own Citizens from it by 30 years?

I haz a doubt.


but again, I never said anything about the 30s, you are the one that brought it up in your snarky fervor so please STFU now.
Your sad source brought it up. My "snarky fervor" was simply there to dispel your source and although you agreed it was questionable you have been defending it every since.


WORLDWIDE RACE TO BUILD ONE...not "one German dude"...try to register that next time you are doing your snarky asshole Jon Stewart impression that intelligent people put up with from morons like you on a daily basis.
Jon who?

As you're going to find out eventually, I'm no newbie moron and you'd do well to apologize now.

Yes, I have read much about the worldwide race to build the first nuke, but since russians didn't get to play in that race until WWII was coming to a close, I don't find this race at all a reason for them to build 7000 bunkers 2-3 decades before we did.


BTW, I will spare you the ridicule of explaining how little the USSR cared about displacing people and private property.
Good. Thank goodness for that because I don't think the source of said knowledge is sound.

For instance, you feel that the USSR cared not one bit about displacing ~7000 people, while in the meantime, you seem to support the notion that they care so much about their citizenry, they'd build 7000 nuclear fallout shelters for the good of their citizens 2-3 Decades before we ever sell our first one here.

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You obviously went to a public school in America, I would say in the last decade, and you are an absolute ignoramus when it comes to history. Omitting your skills in navigating to Wikipedia, of course.
Sadly I did go to a pathetic public school in america back in the 70s and 80s. I was so ashamed of it decades later though that I became an avid reader and traveler. The only school I proudly claim to have attended is the university of life, backpack campus.

About the most important lesson I've learned in all my reading of late is to double or even triple-check your source of 'news.' -It's almost always questionable these days, but that Iranian rag was further off the mark than anything I've seen in a long, long time.

Now, would you like to state for the record what credible news there is about the new bomb shelters? Leaving that link the last one standing is a travesty for everyone who ever sees this thread in the future.
 
The last trend for apocalypse faggots is the coming Elenin/Nibiru/BrownDwarf BS.
It seems that a new Astro Physics guru (maybe a truck driver) is recommending anyone to move to Ozarks caverns for next August and a lot of idiots are moving there ahahaha.
A lot of LOLs in the next months
 
ok, this argument is out of hand. i'm a dick, ok?

but I CONCEEDED THE SOURCE FROM THE BEGINNING, CHRIST

but just for shits and giggles, i will point out that its sorta insane to point out Stalin's progress on his own bomb when discussing the soviets building military installations to protect themselves. I don't think Stalin was worried about nuking himself.

i gave you the source as shit from the beginning, so i'm not going to continue on that.

but i stand by you pooh poohing the nuke race as completely wrong. you where like the 30s?? why would anyone be worried about nukes in the 30s? (in comment mode, so can't check EXACT quote) but something like that.

the fact is that the Germans, Americans, and Brits WERE working on it in the 30s. We took all their good scientists in the 30s and build our own program for fuckssake!!!!

You can take any textbook timeline for any historical event and throw it out. Its too simplistic. Here is a similar argument in 25 years:

"Saddam was preparing for a seemingly inevitable US invasion in the 90s"

"Nuh uh, the Iraq War arose as a result of the events of Sept 11, 2001 and as part of W's War on Terror. It says it right here in Wikipedia. Dubya wasn't even president in the 90s, FAIL!"

I'm sure some would actually argue that today. But I'm assuming you get my point.

I made no claims about how many bomb shelters were built in the 30s. I was only referring to your claims about what was and was not on Moscow's radar.

Again, I really don't want to be a dick to you. I am pretty sure you are a libertarian or close to and thats all that really matters in my book. I can turn into a bit of a dick when I defend myself.

Sorry bro.

End transmission. Commence flaming.
 
The last trend for apocalypse faggots is the coming Elenin/Nibiru/BrownDwarf BS.
It seems that a new Astro Physics guru (maybe a truck driver) is recommending anyone to move to Ozarks caverns for next August and a lot of idiots are moving there ahahaha.
A lot of LOLs in the next months

LMAO...holy shit. do you have a link? or are you just funny as hell?