Do you go to the strip club alone?
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Tom, have you been to Acropolis in Portland? That place is awesome! They have $5 filet mignon with a potato and all you can eat salad bar. They also have a $3 10 egg omelette all while you look at titties. Before I got there I was like there's no way I'm eating at a strip club and then I got a few beers in me and I was like "Hell yeah!" (didn't touch the salad bar though.)
I remember when I was in Germany in '09 a whorehouse was offering all you can eat, fuck, and drink for 100 euros between the hours of 10 am and 4 pm. I'm not into paying for sex but I'd definitely get my money's worth in food and drinks.
Back to the thread...I've gone to strip clubs in the past by myself but I don't do it anymore. My friends and I actually spend every christmas eve at the strip club and it's a great little tradition.
Ok buffets alone are disgusting. All you have to do is watch a buffet line to get a really good idea of the variety of cast offs from such a lovely display of people that you get to then put in your mouth when it's your turn. (You're literally eating these people's shit, snot, spit,...etc)
And then you want to add a variable like a sleezy strip club to a buffet?
Ew.
if you need someone to go with you anywhere, you might as well forget about ever doing anything cool with your life
This.
Not too much into the strip club scene and haven't lived anywhere that had a strip club for the last 5 years, but I agree completely. If I want to do something, I just do it. Fuck this I need a wingman to hold my hand mentality.
Rachel's down the street from me has this.
Oddly enough, they also give out free flu shots to seniors 1 day a year.
Unfortunately all of Orlando strip clubs are tassel bars, so pretty much defeats the purpose of going at all.
A 10 egg omelette? Jesus fucking christ.
I've eaten a 12 egger before. Pics or it didn't happen:
Sorry for posting an omelette in your strip club thread Jon
Strip clubs are a novelty. I wouldn't go to a go-kart track by myself.
If you think it's totally normal to go to a strip club by yourself, then it's probably no coincidence that your social skills preclude you from meeting/bedding women the traditional way.
If you think it's totally normal to go to a strip club by yourself, then it's probably no coincidence that your social skills preclude you from meeting/bedding women the traditional way.
Overpriced watered down coctails watching bored girls taking their tops off that will only show you attention if you throw $50 on the floor, in San Francisco it's $300, but you get a blow job.
I just get on a dating site and get laid, much easier and cheaper
I just get on a dating site and get laid, much easier and cheaper
why not? if you really want to drive a go cart, why wait for your friends?
i've probably learned to not give a shit about going places by myself from traveling. no way to avoid eating out and going places by yourself when you're traveling solo. shit i've even gone to a movie theater by myself in other cities instead of sitting in a hotel. i think going to a theater alone is stranger than going to a strip club alone. especially when you can't even speak the language of the people sitting next to you... lol.
Wow, I'm impressed. Is it just plain, or does it have stuff in it? It looks like the latterI've eaten a 12 egger before. Pics or it didn't happen:
Sorry for posting an omelette in your strip club thread Jon
Wow, I'm impressed. Is it just plain, or does it have stuff in it? It looks like the latter
Had stuff in it + giant pile of hashbrowns underneath + toast. Look at how much it glistens due to the layer of butter on top. Alas, it was no match for a hungry Asian man