what to do?....wife swallows

So let me get this straight ... after four pages and hundreds of posts, it turns out that she never even swallowed after all ...


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oldgym said:
sometimes in a relationship, somethings are better left unsaid.

now if I think that shes trying to flirt with him and see a potential hookup between them then yes i would definately ask her about her feelings toward him.

But i just think its a natural thing for humans to fantasize so Im not mad over that, im just a little pissed that she has a crush on my friend and she aint mature enough to downplay it.

its like she acts lilke a litttle teenage girl that just ran into justin beiber.

thats what annoyes the F**** out of me
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Dude, I think you need to address some of your own insecurities. Why are you feeling threatened by this situation?

Your wife is clearly still a redblooded woman. Be thankful for that.

It's not like she's about to up and abandon you for your friend.

Lighten up. Personally, I'd tease her about it a little. If you're man enough to take the piss out of her about it, she'll respect / want you more.
 
Jon said:
You're talking about your wife swallowing on a public forum overflowing with some of the most perverted and aggressive motherfuckers on the interwebz, and you go and censor yourself from saying the F word?!

Are you fucking kidding me?!?!?!
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sumitdhawan said:
Hello friend,

It no sound like have good wife. Good wife should no look or think about other man. Should spend time serve husband and when no serve husband should be use time to think of ways to be more good wife.

Good luck bro
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-haha! :D
 
posted by oldgym:
I did comeback at her with fat jokes and made her feel like crap ... I cant wait to get her in the sack again ...
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Um ... dude ...
 
here is what you do....plow her and enjoy your marriage.
invite your friend over and whenever he comes over, make sure you cum in her mouth and get her to swallow...soon she will be trained.


i bet you think about some hot chick when banging her sometimes
 
I got halfway down page three (surprised I read that far) and realised I don't actually give a shit.
However, some tips for ya.

1.) Grow some balls. Man up, exercise, do MAN SHIT, and stop whining. Do something to take your mind off it.
2.) If you really feel so threatened by it, get yourself into top shape, and looking great, and not only will your wife want you more, but it also has the added effects of other women checking you out and finding you attractive, which in turn makes your woman jealous and even MORE turned on.

Honestly man, it's so fucking simple. I wish you the best with this man, cos 12 years of marriage and kids is a lot to throw away over something so trivial.

In any case, this thread has served to seriously inspire me. Can't be fucked to go into it, but you've helped me without even realising it. Cheers!

P.S some of you guys are fucking hiliarious! This thread kept me entertained right up to the point when I couldn't take the whining anymore.
 
Dwight Schrute said:
^^This

Also, lay off the cigarettes, coffee, and red meat before oral sex.

Fruit and vegetables (especially pineapples) make your cum taste better, at least that's what my wife says.
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This shit all the way. If you want her to willingly suck that shit down do what dwight said to make your cream tasty. If you want to make her gag and give her a horrible taste in her mouth consume lots of meats and hot sauce and explode when you're down her throat without giving any sort of warning you're about to nut.

You could also add a little spice to your marriage by trying to execute the alaskin snow dragon by exploding in her mouth,clamp her mouth shut right after, and start tickling her to watch that shit come out her nose.
 
Yuckystuff said:
If you use the word "potluck" one more time, I'm going to find out where you live, come over your house and jizz on your porch.
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potluck!

i live on bendover st in Castro District San fran, someone will gladly let you jizz in their porch.


amateursurgeon said:
Lighten up. Personally, I'd tease her about it a little. If you're man enough to take the piss out of her about it, she'll respect / want you more.
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we do this alot but on other topics or other related "old flame" discussions.



tacoX said:
... what the fuck? Why would you marry someone that is barely comfortable with giving BJs?
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Cause I didnt want someone elses left overs! its much more fun to teach her everything then to have her already been taught.

mindcryme said:
all i wanna know is what did you bring to the potluck? Frigging looooveee pot lucks..
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I brought my sausage, but apparantly someone elses sausage was better. :mad:
 
Swallow or not swallow whats the big deal??? Honestly I don't care if women spit or swallow its not like you get extra pleasure after you have done your bit. Infact I used to always let out a chuckle when I seen a girl spitting out semen and I could visually see she didn't like the taste of it, its like daring someone to eat something nasty and then laughing at them wretch only in this case they are doing it to please you.

wrt your wife fantasizing about your friend while sucking your dick that sucks brah follow these instructions next time and get a good laugh out of it at the same time, payback while getting your dick sucked FTW

Things That Can Make Seminal Fluid Taste Bad


If there are things that make your semen taste good, there's got to be some things that make it taste bad:

  • too much protein (meat, dairy products, etc) will generally make semen salty
  • too much coffee makes semen taste very bitter
  • heavy smoking can make semen taste bitter and generally gives it a bad taste
  • garlic and onions carry their flavor to semen sometimes
  • foods with a high sulfur content (broccoli family, meats, legumes, nuts & seeds, etc)
It's okay to eat these foods, but try not to eat too many, especially at one sitting. If you insist on eating lots of protein, you should try to drink extra water to flush the metabolized proteins out because this seems to be one of the main offenders of bad semen taste, as do dairy products.
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*edit after reading that list I'm not suprised my jizz taste like shit
 
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