what to do?....wife swallows

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oldgym said:
update: so yesterday before I get home from work I contemplated asking my female coworker what she thought about the situation. But then I decided not to because it would be a totally innapropriate conversation to have as a married man and would probably get me hard just talking about that stuff to another female, she is kinda hot and in her mid 20's btw.

so I kept reading this thread to get new feedback from you guys.

I get home and its late and my wife is exhausted from dealing with the kids all day, I was ready at any second to jump on her but I chose to take my time and not appear to be so desperate.

we end up talking for a while about anything and everything, we get on the subject of sex and she asks me if I was still looking at porn, i told her no and i been clean for about 9 months now (sorry guys i dont open the boob threads in here anymore). she kinda smirks and says, yeah right. She dont believe me but yet she has learned not to be so offended when I used to look at porn.

I go on to tell her that i made a decision long time ago to be monogomous, even while my friends and brothers were screwing every chick in the town I was focused on finding that one somebody, I did mess up and tag a chick before i met my wife but she knows about it and actually was flattered that some other chick wanted me. I think women think like that, they like that other women stare at their man cause it makes them feel like they got a prized possesion.

men on the other hand, atleast myself, i dont like when other men check out my wife.

so i continue to tell her that if I was gonna be promiscuous i would have started in my teenage days but since I held out till my 20's I might as well finish the race and stick with one woman. We have christian beliefs.

then she takes a stab and says, "cause you have no game, thats why you werent promiscuous", now I finally get the confirmation that she glorifies that type of stuff, I call it the bad boy type, she is a really sweet girl but I think bad boy behavior catches her attention every now and then.

the other day at the potluck was one time when she got giddy over some handsome dude that is also a tuff guy type.
and thats exactly what my friend is, he was a bad boy in high school always getting into fights and partying, hes a weight lifter and got tattos, go-tee etc...

oh well, Its a big blow to my ego knowing that she thinks of me as a nice, softie type of a guy and teases me about it too, Im 6'3" 220lbs but i look skinny cause im taller.

I did comeback at her with fat jokes and made her feel like crap, in fact she shut the hell up after I gave her a taste of her own medicine. I had to do it and it made me feel better too.

I cant wait to get her in the sack again, im gonna tear her a new one and remind her who the f I am!
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when I read this I was just like WHY THE FUCK AM I READING THIS

ps: You sir, live in fantasyland where your wife is made of chocolate and your kids out of sugar. You sir, should read the principles of attraction. It's a miracle that you're married at all with all these insecurities.
 
oldgym said:
I cant wait to get her in the sack again, im gonna tear her a new one and remind her who the f I am!
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But you called her fat and went to bed w/ a hardon. Good move
oldgym said:
we end up talking for a while about anything and everything, we get on the subject of sex and she asks me if I was still looking at porn, i told her no and i been clean for about 9 months now (sorry guys i dont open the boob threads in here anymore). she kinda smirks and says, yeah right. She dont believe me but yet she has learned not to be so offended when I used to look at porn.
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Not sure how this little gem got missed. Im guessing your 9 months "off porn" wasn't your idea and you resent her for it.

If your not trolling good luck to you bro your pretty much screwed. Bottom line is she wants to fuck him but is to "christian" to do it (for now) so you need to take advantage of it and get her around him more. You should be grateful for finally figuring out what turns your woman on after 12 years and actually figure away to make it work for you.

BTW if your in the Wisconsin area I would love to have a "potluck" with you and your wife and other friends. While your cooking the burgers I will be fucking your wife's ass in the bathroom. And yes I used the naughty F word (she dont let u say fuck does she?)
 
If you do only one thing from this thread, do this: Bang her one night and never cum. Make her climax 3/4/5 times, then just lie down and go to sleep. Not only will she be satisfied, she'll feel like she didn't turn you on enough for you to be satisfied. Don't talk about it, don't make a big deal about it, if she says something just be like "It's ok baby, it was great". She'll be feeling like she's not hot enough for you to finish, not sexy enough, whatever, this begins the process where she starts thinking of how to turn you on more.

Do that a couple times until you get to the point where she desperately wants you to cum, where it's rare, where she has to work for it. Then you can basically do whatever you want.
 
avatar33 said:
@hellblazer WTF? You think the OP is Rocco or what?
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Can't all dudes control when they finish? Plus, his wife has kids, so she's def not tight anymore, it can't be hard at all. Pound 3 or 4 orgasms out of her and go to sleep.
 
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Get the fuck outta here. What do you know about that anyways; back it up with some facts. I'm religious and I woke up last night at 4:30am and banged the shit out of my wife(creampie). I ate her pussy in the shower the day before. Since were being open and all.
So Fuck off; that goes for all the religious haters.
 
hellblazer said:
If you do only one thing from this thread, do this: Bang her one night and never cum. Make her climax 3/4/5 times, then just lie down and go to sleep. Not only will she be satisfied, she'll feel like she didn't turn you on enough for you to be satisfied. Don't talk about it, don't make a big deal about it, if she says something just be like "It's ok baby, it was great". She'll be feeling like she's not hot enough for you to finish, not sexy enough, whatever, this begins the process where she starts thinking of how to turn you on more.

Do that a couple times until you get to the point where she desperately wants you to cum, where it's rare, where she has to work for it. Then you can basically do whatever you want.
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thats a gem man! I will try that
 
oldgym said:
thats a gem man! I will try that
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Take a cialis and get some of that numbing lotion - you'll be a porn star. Otherwise you just won't make her orgasm 2,3,4, or 5 times. LOL

Note: Consult with a physician before taking any erectile dysfunction medication :)


Also, you need to have a few flings man - visit AshleyMadison.com
 
hellblazer said:
If you do only one thing from this thread, do this: Bang her one night and never cum. Make her climax 3/4/5 times, then just lie down and go to sleep. Not only will she be satisfied, she'll feel like she didn't turn you on enough for you to be satisfied. Don't talk about it, don't make a big deal about it, if she says something just be like "It's ok baby, it was great". She'll be feeling like she's not hot enough for you to finish, not sexy enough, whatever, this begins the process where she starts thinking of how to turn you on more.

Do that a couple times until you get to the point where she desperately wants you to cum, where it's rare, where she has to work for it. Then you can basically do whatever you want.
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Agreed. Most guys don't seem to be able to control themselves that well from what I gather from comments I've had from women. So if you can be one that does they usually start thinking they're not doing something right or not hot enough.

You leave them being satisfied and feeling the need to cater to you, win-win...
 
taktikz said:
Take a cialis and get some of that numbing lotion - you'll be a porn star. Otherwise you just won't make her orgasm 2,3,4, or 5 times. LOL

Note: Consult with a physician before taking any erectile dysfunction medication :)
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Or just learn to do it naturally.
 
12 years and you think this is the first time she pretended you were someone else?

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Still can't figure out if OP is a troll or a herb. Thanks oldgym you make me smile.
 
I don't think the OP is trolling personally... I think this problem affects a lot of people in this industry to be honest. I had to lie about my job to get girls when I was in my early 20ties. Working on a computer all day is not exactly the sexiest job, no matter how much money you make. In fact it's a total turn-off for most [hot] women. Yes amigos, whether you want it or not, your wives would rather be with an Air Force pilot, a firefighter, a Karate instructor or a F1 driver. :D
 
Hannibal Lecter your friend - and put his face on as a mask every time you bang your wife. Win win.
 
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