Hey TD Bank: Fuck You

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Bitches shut off my checking account twice for online purchases they suspected might be fraud. One charge was less than $6. But wait for it -- another time the charge was for 99 Cents. A whois guard special at namecheap. 99 fuckin cents!

So I go in there with articles of incorporation and a fed tax number to open a business checking account.

The manager Joe, starts breaking my balls that I need something like a utility bill to the corporate name with the address the business will be run from on it. The fuck I do!

Not to mention the fucking company is like 5 days old -- yeah I got utility bills already.

I been with TD Bank over a year. I own a house in the community that I put half down in cash for about 10 years ago. My property taxes here are 15K a year. See what I'm getting at?

I ain't a fuckin scammer just because I run a business that's online and they don't approve of it. Fuck them.

Wells Fargo hooked me up in 45 minutes and is now soliciting me hard to use them as a credit card processor.
 


I can't say much about TD in the USA but here in Canada where banks are actually regulated they are a great bank for all of my personal and business needs.

btw free whois guard at name.com, use code "freewhois".
 
Find a small community bank and build a relationship with the people there. This is the only way to bank! I have been with the same small bank for almost 10 years now and if I have a problem I can call and talk to the CEO of the bank. Fuck big corporate banks and all of their stupid bullshit! Give me some people who care about my business and theirs and are willing to take the time to work with me when I need it.
 
Your standing in the community probably doesn't hold much water, since the transaction was probably flagged by an algorithm, which kicked it up to someone in Calcutta, who shut down your account.

Joe either has very little discretion, or is just in permanent CYA mode.
 
BrynYoungblut said:
I can't say much about TD in the USA but here in Canada where banks are actually regulated they are a great bank for all of my personal and business needs.

btw free whois guard at name.com, use code "freewhois".
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good lookin out. But this was to extend it on an existing domain that I have been throwing longer regi at for seo.
 
I get fraud alerts on AMEX almost every other time LeadImpact charges my card.
 
TD's great for personal banking, but their commercial stuff that I've seen is pretty sucky. It's not exactly suited for the small business owner.
 
gimmedat said:
I get fraud alerts on AMEX almost every other time LeadImpact charges my card.
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Ok, but they don't put a hold on your account, like TD Bank did to me for that $6. debit, and Not notify you: amirite?

Oh btw you know what else is great? When you call to get your balance or any other info: you have to tell them on the phone the date and amount of your last bank transaction -- that's how they verify your identity. wtf!?! I'm in my car bitches -- you think I carry my check register with me? I don't own a purse you fuckheads!!
 
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