Ask a guy who masturbates anything



How is babby formed?

told you this via aim... thats way too secretive to post here... but mostly it involves aliens

edit: (2:45:02 PM) man jerks off into condom

jsphfcll: (2:45:07 PM) girl goes in trash
jsphfcll: (2:45:14 PM) rubs it in her vagina
jsphfcll: (2:45:17 PM) done
 
Does masturbating to the giraffe-like human in your avatar count as beastiality?


i hope... if not i also do it to this
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How much time do you spend on WF vs Beast forums?

multiple tabs, multiple computers, multiple monitors... all day

What is your most favorite and less favorite thing to jerk off with?

my hand... to both

Do you shave your pubes?

yes... and i actually have an electric shaver just for body hair

Ginger or MaryAnn?

both

How quick to you cum while watching Nick Throlson videos?

never tried... will report back
 
also you guys can answer these questions yourself... im sure you all masturbate... that was the humor in the post