Just a wish that everyone has a great time, not spent alone, but with those you love or at least lust will do, if you do it right.
Remember an extra inch can be a lot. It's difference between the G and A spot!
If you drink, remember to drive back wards as that won't get you very far and will prove you shouldn't be driving.
Santa is myth, but if your kids ask, lie
If your lover wants to be mean about anything during this time, remember the 1001 uses for duct tape.
Grain Alcohol should only be used by professionals
and above all, destroy any evidence!
Remember an extra inch can be a lot. It's difference between the G and A spot!
If you drink, remember to drive back wards as that won't get you very far and will prove you shouldn't be driving.
Santa is myth, but if your kids ask, lie
If your lover wants to be mean about anything during this time, remember the 1001 uses for duct tape.
Grain Alcohol should only be used by professionals
and above all, destroy any evidence!