You know what is killing America? Kudzu. That shit is EVERYWHERE in the south. Seriously. It grows fast too. Whole forests are being overrun with the stuff. It's crazy.
There is some concern that it is adapting and spreading to the cooler climates to the north. If you ever watched that show, Life After People, they say if left unchecked it would literally take over the whole south, from Florida to Tennessee to Texas.
It's my understanding that it's edible. You can eat it right off the vine. You can make Kudzu salads, or prep it like greens. Deep fry it and it tastes like potato chips, so I hear.
Betcha that fucking fat ass could have it all gone in a week.