500 Million Megamillions: WF Edition

[Hale.Pane]

Annuity. Buying a boat.

 

[(O_o)]

cool story bro, needs more dragons and shit

 

[Hale.Pane]

cool story bro, needs more dragons and shit

I'll buy you a dragon that shits or buy someone that will shit you a dragon. Someone is going to win with 17 thousand tickets sold per minute.

 

[tomaszjot]

I always thought an average WF member gets this amount a month from IM only, don't see what all the excitement is about.

 

[Gambit]

Lump Sum. I'll make that shit 6 billion in 2 years.

 

[CLKeenan]

Lump sum. You'd make more money earning .1% interest with the lump sum payment over the 26 years than you would with the annuity. Hurrr durrr

 

[kingofsp]

Lump sum. You'd make more money earning .1% interest with the lump sum payment over the 26 years than you would with the annuity. Hurrr durrr

Right. But since the type of people that play the Lotto are generally the type of people that depend on monthly checks coming out of the blue, the annuity option is probably more popular among winners.

 

[Hale.Pane]

Lump sum. You'd make more money earning .1% interest with the lump sum payment over the 26 years than you would with the annuity. Hurrr durrr

I honestly prolly couldn't handle all that skrilla. I also have no plan yet except hiring lawyers, accountants, etc and stuff that shit in a trust or corp to hide identity.

 

[dsiomtw]

I haven't bought a lotto ticket in years and don't know what the numbers go up to - but they say you have a 1 in 175 million chance of winning the jackpot. Why doesn't someone just buy 175 million tickets (every possible combination) and instantly double their money?

Hmmm I guess you could get screwed if 5 other jackasses get lucky with their 1 ticket lol

 

[jeffrey]

Take the cash for unlimited strippers and cocaine.

 

[TheBrozar]

Lump sum. With the rate the FED is printing money, in 10 years it will take $500 million to buy a loaf of bread.

 

[IceToEskimos]

I didn't give a shit when the jackpot was 290 million last week, but NOW I'm excited.

 

[dmnEPC]

What has 5 balls and fucks niggers and Mexicans?














The Lottery

 

[dsiomtw]

ouch

 

[than_west]

Move to Thailand and live like a peasant
Date Justin Dupre
Dump him and move to Nevada
Read about it on Wickedfire 30 days later

 

[Rusky]

To much money at once. Dont want.

 

[No_Class]

What has 5 balls and fucks niggers and Mexicans?










The Lottery

how's the trailer park working for you bro?

 

[hehejo]

"Unemployed for 18 months. Having a garage sale on Friday so I can get enough cash to buy the lottery tickets. Wish me luck!"

LOL

 

[Dwight Schrute]

If I win the Mega Millions, you'll know because:

- BlokBlok's girlfriend will have new fake boobs
- I will go to Uganda and buy a child from Kony's army as a slave
- I will buy 1,000 Spam Gone Wild packages to rank variations of Googlehammer.com on the first 10 pages on Google for the term "Matt Cutts"

 

[sheep]

lump sum. pay the taxes and then live off it