Butthurt over a Pingback

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avarice

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T_T So last night I dripped another fake blog for a network I'm making for this POS site I'm doing SEO for.

They write their blog like an idiot and use vague generic terms that you could place on any site and it would fit. So how is anyone, especially a search engine, supposed to know that their site is about "X"?

Part of my solution is making a blog network that has actual articles about subject X and then links back to the site so that the Goog can have some idea what their site is about.

<----The So Gay Part---->
Started dripping 2 star shit on new blog to get it indexed. Accidentally a pingback. Emails everyone at their office. (Stopped this now) Shit storm is a brewing. "What is this site? I looked up the WhoIs and nothing returned! It was made only a day ago! This article is terrible!"

Now they're all monitoring it to see what will happen and freaking out over it. (So glad that I bought the WhoIs privacy). The fucking President of the organization is worrying about it. What the actual fuck. Calm down people.

I had trashed the pingback, but they took the time to dig it out and read it. Why.jpg Ever heard of spam before? That's why I'm web-mastering (lol). Then I deleted it forever and they noticed that too and are all weirded out.

I've never seen so much butthurt over a pingback before. /rant

<----So Gay---->
 


Awesome story bro, but next time try to add more dragons, wizards or at least some cool explosions..
 
The Dragon, Wizard and I

ShadowCaster said:
Awesome story bro, but next time try to add more dragons, wizards or at least some cool explosions..
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Please disregard initial post. This is the updated post.

So I was climbing the mountain the fight a ferocious dragon who hoarded the secrets of the Google Algo, and if defeated would transcribe the magic runes I was carrying into ten of the variables used by the algorithm.

The dragon was supposed to be unbeatable. He had a vast array of moves at his command. All but the most simple of combos were too difficult to discern. Fortunately I knew there was a wizard half way up the mountain that would provide a vital key to my success.

I found his stone castle half way up the mountain and approached the large and old wooden gates. I knocked on the doors seven times with a heavy iron knocked inscribed with runes that only gods could read. A deep voiced boomed from within, beckoning me to enter. I opened the door, got on the floor and everyone walked the dinosaur.

tl;dr - I could never get into the Walking Dead, the characters were bland and the show lack consistency for a believable universe.
 
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avarice said:
T_T So last night I dripped another fake blog for a network I'm making for this POS site I'm doing SEO for.

They write their blog like an idiot and use vague generic terms that you could place on any site and it would fit. So how is anyone, especially a search engine, supposed to know that their site is about "X"?

Part of my solution is making a blog network that has actual articles about subject X and then links back to the site so that the Goog can have some idea what their site is about.

<----The So Gay Part---->
Started dripping 2 star shit on new blog to get it indexed. Accidentally a pingback. Emails everyone at their office. (Stopped this now) Shit storm is a brewing. "What is this site? I looked up the WhoIs and nothing returned! It was made only a day ago! This article is terrible!"

Now they're all monitoring it to see what will happen and freaking out over it. (So glad that I bought the WhoIs privacy). The fucking President of the organization is worrying about it. What the actual fuck. Calm down people.

I had trashed the pingback, but they took the time to dig it out and read it. Why.jpg Ever heard of spam before? That's why I'm web-mastering (lol). Then I deleted it forever and they noticed that too and are all weirded out.

I've never seen so much butthurt over a pingback before. /rant

<----So Gay---->
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why not just add their IP to an .htaccess block list for the network sites?
 
redirect visits from the office ip range to googlehammer. Then, it won't seem odd when they are, uh, butt-hurt.
 
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