Fucking Fat Chicks



Never poked a fatty myself, I suppose I have too much self esteem - unlike the op (apparently) and the porkers.
 
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TylerDurden said:
It's true their vaginas are very large but that's what their buttholes are for. The one thing I love about boning fat chicks is that because they're so happy just to be getting fucked you can do all of the degrading things to them that you see in porn and they don't mind. Good luck bros.
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Not a problem when you got a big ol' dick son.
 
TylerDurden said:
It's true their vaginas are very large but that's what their buttholes are for. The one thing I love about boning fat chicks is that because they're so happy just to be getting fucked you can do all of the degrading things to them that you see in porn and they don't mind. Good luck bros.
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I have found the opposite to be true. Skinny chicks seem to be looser, plus their pelvic bone always left a bruise. Also found it true that chubbies try harder and can also confirm the fact that they give better head, which is kind of a big deal. Chicks that don't give head are not keepers.
 
thefarang said:
The funny part is, that's a pretty standard point of view for someone who isn't getting enough. So your post says more about you than the fatties you're turning down.

Go live in Thailand, the Philippines, Hong Kong or wherever where you can have any chick you want whenever you want. 95% chance that after a year or two you start looking at midgets and asking yourself, "Hey, I've never fucked a midget before. Wonder what it's like."

Seriously, if all you do is bone hot chicks all of the time, it's boring. Most are total morons. And on top of that, even if they shovel shit all day, they want you to bow down and worship the ground they walk on.

Believe me, I've spent a lot of time in Asia and you can have smoking hot super-models every night if you want. After awhile you start fucking midgets, blind girls, deaf girls, fat chicks, or whatever just to have some variety.

What would you rather have, some smoking hot model who lays there like a starfish or some fatty who will blow you like a pro?

As an example, there are more than a few "blow job bars" in Bangkok. Basically, you walk in, order a beer, pick a girl, and she blows you while you kick back and relax. Want to take bets on who gives beter service, the fatties or the hotties?
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That was beautiful.
 
thefarang said:
The funny part is, that's a pretty standard point of view for someone who isn't getting enough. So your post says more about you than the fatties you're turning down.

Go live in Thailand, the Philippines, Hong Kong or wherever where you can have any chick you want whenever you want. 95% chance that after a year or two you start looking at midgets and asking yourself, "Hey, I've never fucked a midget before. Wonder what it's like."

Seriously, if all you do is bone hot chicks all of the time, it's boring. Most are total morons. And on top of that, even if they shovel shit all day, they want you to bow down and worship the ground they walk on.

Believe me, I've spent a lot of time in Asia and you can have smoking hot super-models every night if you want. After awhile you start fucking midgets, blind girls, deaf girls, fat chicks, or whatever just to have some variety.

What would you rather have, some smoking hot model who lays there like a starfish or some fatty who will blow you like a pro?

As an example, there are more than a few "blow job bars" in Bangkok. Basically, you walk in, order a beer, pick a girl, and she blows you while you kick back and relax. Want to take bets on who gives beter service, the fatties or the hotties?
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Sounds like you're just trying to justify why you're unable to pick up the beautiful women by excusing it as you don't go for them since they're a terrible lay. Lols.
 
mgtarheels said:
Sounds like you're just trying to justify why you're unable to pick up the beautiful women by excusing it as you don't go for them since they're a terrible lay. Lols.
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Actually, I'm married to a hottie so I'm not trying to justify anything. :-)

And like I said, if you've spent any time in traveling around Asia you would know how silly your statement sounds. Unable to pick up beautiful women in Asia? LOL.
 
thefarang said:
Actually, I'm married to a hottie so I'm not trying to justify anything. :-)

And like I said, if you've spent any time in traveling around Asia you would know how silly your statement sounds. Unable to pick up beautiful women in Asia? LOL.
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I have traveled throughout Asia. Post up your "hottie".
 
thefarang said:
The funny part is, that's a pretty standard point of view for someone who isn't getting enough. So your post says more about you than the fatties you're turning down.

Go live in Thailand, the Philippines, Hong Kong or wherever where you can have any chick you want whenever you want. 95% chance that after a year or two you start looking at midgets and asking yourself, "Hey, I've never fucked a midget before. Wonder what it's like."

Seriously, if all you do is bone hot chicks all of the time, it's boring. Most are total morons. And on top of that, even if they shovel shit all day, they want you to bow down and worship the ground they walk on.

Believe me, I've spent a lot of time in Asia and you can have smoking hot super-models every night if you want. After awhile you start fucking midgets, blind girls, deaf girls, fat chicks, or whatever just to have some variety.

What would you rather have, some smoking hot model who lays there like a starfish or some fatty who will blow you like a pro?

As an example, there are more than a few "blow job bars" in Bangkok. Basically, you walk in, order a beer, pick a girl, and she blows you while you kick back and relax. Want to take bets on who gives beter service, the fatties or the hotties?
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brah, pick one.
 
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