Russian Ninja Truck Drivers

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Jizzlobber

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"The driver was catapulted out of the cab of his lorry in Russia after an oncoming HGV swerved into his path.

Despite the force of the crash and the flying metal and glass, the driver manages to land on his feet and walk away.

The incident was captured by the dashboard camera of an oncoming vehicle. The cameras are a common feature on Russian vehicles and are used to settle insurance disputes."

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=26G51HgFl14"]Very Lucky Truck Driver In Russia - YouTube[/ame]


 


Hah, Well ain't he just a lucky fucker... Now for an alternative scenario... Wouldn't it of been grand if he had catapulted out of the truck, head first into the car with the cam? That's what I'd call entertainment :]
 
iNetGrind said:
Hah, Well ain't he just a lucky fucker... Now for an alternative scenario... Wouldn't it of been grand if he had catapulted out of the truck, head first into the car with the cam? That's what I'd call entertainment :]
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And then started twitching and foaming at the mouth with one eye dangling out of its socket and then that car's engine catches fire while the guy is laying on the hood and then the driver of the car with the cam punches through the window and rescues the guy and while crossing the street he also rescues 3 puppies and 7 kittens that are about to get hit by another car and then they all smoke crack rocks and shoot heroin until they pass out on the street and then they get robbed by a midget hooker with one leg and then the hooker gets run over by a motorcycle which breaks the hooker's last remaining leg and then the hooker starts walking on her hands with her leg in the air and someone takes this as an invitation that the hooker is still open for business and they ask if she is half price because she's half as tall as a normal hooker and then the hooker snaps but reluctantly agrees so then there's this guy jackhammering this upside down midget on the street and everything is burning in a fire.
 
m0rtal said:
And then started twitching and foaming at the mouth with one eye dangling out of its socket and then that car's engine catches fire while the guy is laying on the hood and then the driver of the car with the cam punches through the window and rescues the guy and while crossing the street he also rescues 3 puppies and 7 kittens that are about to get hit by another car and then they all smoke crack rocks and shoot heroin until they pass out on the street and then they get robbed by a midget hooker with one leg and then the hooker gets run over by a motorcycle which breaks the hooker's last remaining leg and then the hooker starts walking on her hands with her leg in the air and someone takes this as an invitation that the hooker is still open for business and they ask if she is half price because she's half as tall as a normal hooker and then the hooker snaps but reluctantly agrees so then there's this guy jackhammering this upside down midget on the street and everything is burning in a fire.
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m0rtal said:
And then started twitching and foaming at the mouth with one eye dangling out of its socket and then that car's engine catches fire while the guy is laying on the hood and then the driver of the car with the cam punches through the window and rescues the guy and while crossing the street he also rescues 3 puppies and 7 kittens that are about to get hit by another car and then they all smoke crack rocks and shoot heroin until they pass out on the street and then they get robbed by a midget hooker with one leg and then the hooker gets run over by a motorcycle which breaks the hooker's last remaining leg and then the hooker starts walking on her hands with her leg in the air and someone takes this as an invitation that the hooker is still open for business and they ask if she is half price because she's half as tall as a normal hooker and then the hooker snaps but reluctantly agrees so then there's this guy jackhammering this upside down midget on the street and everything is burning in a fire.
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You sir, Give me a tingle in my pants...
 
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