How often do you guys flush?
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it's actually pronounced "floosh"
that's one way that Vegas natives can tell you are a tourist when you go there.
If you say "flush" instead of "floosh" they know that it's probably ok to drug you, rob you, and leave you for dead in a dumpster behind the El Cortez.
that's one way that Vegas natives can tell you are a tourist when you go there.
If you say "flush" instead of "floosh" they know that it's probably ok to drug you, rob you, and leave you for dead in a dumpster behind the El Cortez.
It really depends on the circumstances as there is a multitude of calculations that must occur for me to decide whether a flush is needed or not.
1st. I decide if Feces or urine is present.
2nd. If urine is only present I wil evaluate whether the tone is worth flushing or not. Generally speaking a darkish yellow would be subject to a flush, however, a pale yellow may be investigated further. If Feces is present then I automatically move to the third evaluation.
3rd. I analyize the water lever. If it is above normal I correctly assume that a flush is needed. However this may also be subject to further evaluation, as I may decide to not flush because in doing so, skids marks may be left.
4th. Depending on my mood, I will now evaluate if Im too lazy to scrub the skids marks (if i flush) or if I feel like being mischievous and therefore leave a massive amount of Feces in the toilet for someone else to discover.
Obviously I dont have enough time to go through all the other steps but hopefully you get the jest of it and perhaps I sorted out your problems. Pm me if you have any questions or need further tips or tricks.
All the best
1st. I decide if Feces or urine is present.
2nd. If urine is only present I wil evaluate whether the tone is worth flushing or not. Generally speaking a darkish yellow would be subject to a flush, however, a pale yellow may be investigated further. If Feces is present then I automatically move to the third evaluation.
3rd. I analyize the water lever. If it is above normal I correctly assume that a flush is needed. However this may also be subject to further evaluation, as I may decide to not flush because in doing so, skids marks may be left.
4th. Depending on my mood, I will now evaluate if Im too lazy to scrub the skids marks (if i flush) or if I feel like being mischievous and therefore leave a massive amount of Feces in the toilet for someone else to discover.
Obviously I dont have enough time to go through all the other steps but hopefully you get the jest of it and perhaps I sorted out your problems. Pm me if you have any questions or need further tips or tricks.
All the best
This may be of interest to you then.
How to Use Lime in an Outhouse | eHow.com
Oh and this.....http://www.ehow.com/how_6920076_eliminate-outhouse-smell.html
Lulz
and when my outhouse is overflowing with shit, I'll bury it & buy a honey bucket.
Honey bucket - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yPYNAYlInK0"]Honey Bucket | An Idiot Abroad - YouTube[/ame]
Honey bucket - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yPYNAYlInK0"]Honey Bucket | An Idiot Abroad - YouTube[/ame]
Ok.......I'm officially confused now.
Your room mates told me that when you get shit faced, you BEG them to give you Golden Showers and then you drink Urine Shots later in the night.
So, what's the big deal about a little piss up your damn asshole?!!!
