Girlfriend's 21st birthday - Creative gift ideas?

[Svengali]

Buy her a dog. Then when you dump her she will have some company.

or, if you stay with her, when she is 30 and you're lookin' at the 21 year olds you can go out, bang them, and not feel guilty, knowing that she has the company of her pal, the dog.

Perfect win win

 

[jeffrey]

That would be the best day of your life...and the worst day of her life.

Correction, the following day would the worst day of her life when she tries walking. I got 4.5" of rock solid man meat bro.

 

[Wicked Ice]

bring her on vacation to another country (fully paid by you).

 

[jhoffy22]

bring her on vacation to another country (fully paid by you).

In the future, we will be taking a trip to somewhere like this: Sukantara Luxury Resort and Spa - JACUZZI LANNA COTTAGE

 

[Wicked Ice]

Better option: Bali resorts, 5 star luxury hotels on the ocean - Bulgari Hotel Resort

In the future, we will be taking a trip to somewhere like this: Sukantara Luxury Resort and Spa - JACUZZI LANNA COTTAGE

 

[jsphfcll]

my dick in a box

 

[dantex]

bag of skittles

 

[dmnEPC]

Dont worry about the petty material gifts If you want to see her next birthday concentrate on fucking her brains out. Bang that bitch till it hurts, you will pretty much own her emotionally.

Im guessing that your not very creative just based on the idea your posting this thread. Mix that shit up. Treat her like a piece of property. Maybe smack her around the bedroom a bit and basically own the pussy.

 

[wezcountry]

Was thinking of something like this:

Any ideas?

Is she an alcoholic your girlfriend?

 

[markbush]

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[loyolabenson]

 

[Dwight Schrute]

Go down on her.

 

[Jameel]

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[nomak]

This:

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[dmnEPC]

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[Drake]

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