What Happened To Nicky Cakes?

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i see a few in here who want the delicious drama fruits without having to put in the labor of picking.

herein lies teh trouble. i've had to deal with that stupid chat room in my skype for far too long.. leaving then getting re-added, getting notified when the keyword "fleshlight" pops up...#firstworldinternetproblemsgalore.... finally, my troubles pay off. finally, it was all worth it.

the details of the conversation may be released discreetly, but it will come at a cost. PM your offshore bank information to ly2 and request an invoice from his accountant (his cat)

Someone made a meme, I think they used Jon's GF's name or her picture or some shit along with some other chick she is friends with.

Jon asked Cakes if he did it, Cakes proceeded to keep it real and tell Jon to fuck off instead of just saying "No, wasn't me", which then lead to an epic e-fight between Cakes and Jon while the chat watched in amazement and curiosity like middle school boys watching their first porno movie.

I talked to Cakes after and I'm pretty sure he didn't make the meme, but for some reason instead of just telling Jon "No, wasn't me" he pulled his epenis out and started waving that motherfucker around the chat.

Jon clearly has a much larger epeen when it comes to WF, so things didn't go so well for Cakes.

EDIT: By the sounds of it, Jon isn't done with him yet. Not really sure what that means, but it seems Jon has some further plans for nazicakes.

u SOB, spill the beans why dont u
 


Btw which one of you you fags is BLT, and why did ya kick me out of that skype group? I quite enjoyed lurking there occasionally..
 
i see a few in here who want the delicious drama fruits without having to put in the labor of picking.

herein lies teh trouble. i've had to deal with that stupid chat room in my skype for far too long.. leaving then getting re-added, getting notified when the keyword "fleshlight" pops up...#firstworldinternetproblemsgalore.... finally, my troubles pay off. finally, it was all worth it.

the details of the conversation may be released discreetly, but it will come at a cost. PM your offshore bank information to ly2 and request an invoice from his accountant (his cat)

There really needs to be a way to turn off the little orange notifications for chats. Every few minutes I look down at my task bar and see an orange #1 and think "Oh, someone must have messaged me!". Then I check and see it's just some bullshit in SGW chat.
 
i see a few in here who want the delicious drama fruits without having to put in the labor of picking.

herein lies teh trouble. i've had to deal with that stupid chat room in my skype for far too long.. leaving then getting re-added, getting notified when the keyword "fleshlight" pops up...#firstworldinternetproblemsgalore.... finally, my troubles pay off. finally, it was all worth it.

the details of the conversation may be released discreetly, but it will come at a cost. PM your offshore bank information to ly2 and request an invoice from his accountant (his cat)

I'm not in the inner circle, or any circle for that matter, and so I was not privy to that chat group, or I would have gone through all of that.

I have to rely on Google Alerts for my fleshlight notifications.
 
G would never accept a mod position here. I don't even think Jon could pay him to do it. Not that Jon would want him as mod to begin with anyway, just saying that Guerilla wouldn't take the job.


i'm pretty sure modding wickedfire is the last thing Guerilla wants to do on his bucketlist lol


Yeah. he already said it, more than a couple times, that he don't want to be a Mod. Maybe jon should offer him Führership
 
Someone made a meme, I think they used Jon's GF's name or her picture or some shit along with some other chick she is friends with.

Jon asked Cakes if he did it, Cakes proceeded to keep it real and tell Jon to fuck off instead of just saying "No, wasn't me", which then lead to an epic e-fight between Cakes and Jon while the chat watched in amazement and curiosity like middle school boys watching their first porno movie.

I talked to Cakes after and I'm pretty sure he didn't make the meme, but for some reason instead of just telling Jon "No, wasn't me" he pulled his epenis out and started waving that motherfucker around the chat.

Jon clearly has a much larger epeen when it comes to WF, so things didn't go so well for Cakes.

EDIT: By the sounds of it, Jon isn't done with him yet. Not really sure what that means, but it seems Jon has some further plans for nazicakes.

This sums it up for today's "chat".

However, it goes back a few years.

I've covered for him when hes' fucked up here.

He constantly goes out of his way to do his typical "hit and run" bullshit, where he'll come in, say a few things, get ya riled up, and then leave.

Nothing he ever says holds any weight. Its unbelievable. He'll bring shit up from years ago that's not even true, or he'll have the wrong story. And instead of just saying sorry about it, or even just shutting up, he'll whip something else out that again, is just wrong.

I mean, if he got it right, then fine. But he's a fucking imbecile about it.

The few times I've tried to settle it up with him, he just mocks me. Publicly online. However in person, he's shy and quiet about things. He typically sticks to a corner of the room and doesn't say a goddamn thing. It amazes me that someone so full of himself that he made a blog discussing things in THE THIRD PERSON, that he can't BE that same persona in person.... because.. he is absolutely full of shit.

I should have taken him down years ago. His "help" is always the same regurgitated shit. He's always insisting that he's helped hundreds of people and blah blah blah, but he hasn't. If you actually break it down, he's just talked a whole lot and that's it. Nothing new. Nothing REVOLUTIONARY except of course for "LANDING PAGE LOCKDOWN". Which he still swears was a great success, even though he was destroyed on here after people figured out what he was doing and how he got his magical access. -- I should have banned him then. I made the mistake of sticking up for him. I was wrong. Again.

This time, I'm not letting him do his hit and run bullshit. He's a miserable little shit. He's always trying to be sneaky about things, and he's ALWAYS trying to start up with me. Its gotten to the point where its so blatant, and he knows it, but he sits there jerking off to the fact that he pisses me off online.

He takes things too far and that's where its at now. I guarantee he will apologize publicly soon enough. I can't say when exactly, but, when it happens, you can link back here and say "ohhhh yeah.... cool story bro."

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