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[Dresden14]

shes pregnant. help me bros

 

[soulbyproxy]

shes pregnant. help me bros

You're running low on cigarettes.

 

[IceToEskimos]

 

[Johnathan]

I'm assuming you two aren't married. So if she has a brother, don't worry about it. He'll take care of it.

 

[cassius]

http://www.wickedfire.com/shooting-shit/169133-10-self-defense-shootings-us-11-days.html

 

[ayzo]

 

[GingerSnaps]

 

[IceToEskimos]

plz call this number, record, and post it here.

 

[efeezy]

 

[GingerSnaps]

 

[netbert]

Beat me to it. Spent too long looking for an old, rusty one.

 

[IceToEskimos]

I don't get why a successful businessman would need help dealing with a pregnant girlfriend.

Either she has it or she doesn't.

If she doesn't have it, you pay for the procedure.

If she does have it and you stay together, you pay to support the kid.

If she does have it and you don't stay together, you pay to support the kid.

Those are the three outcomes, and if you have any means, none of them should be especially frightening.

 

[Suddenly_Ass]

I actually can't believe that any female would be sufficiently retarded mentally to allow you to impregnate her with your penis let alone your seed.

Fucking man up you douche, you are just as responsible just in case you weren't aware.

 

[csnreyes]

 

[JarredLv]

Liquidate all your assets, put it in a trust for the kid, and disappear.

 

[dzianis]

Marry her, make 5 more kids, teach em to shoot, drive, and play baseball.

Or keep complaining that white race is dying out.

 

[Andrew Scherer]

Is it really yours?

 

[kingofsp]

I am assuming the distress is because she is not of pure aryan descent?

 

[FerrisHilton]

I am assuming the distress is because she is not of pure aryan descent?

that would be hella funny if dresden had a half black baby

 

[goldmercury]

Congradulations