3. Blacks. You're a bit cold, but laugh at my jokes. I know how to make blacks laugh because I studied comedy briefly. And by studied, I mean I took a 2-hour improv class.
I know how to make blacks laugh because I get high with them. And by getting high, I mean PCP.
They're angels inside but confused by the darkness of their exterior form. But at least their teeth look really white, and Morgan Freeman is their father.
1. When I walk by a black person, they usually look a bit crafty because I'm white and well-dressed (rich cracka). I say hi and they instantly rob me. They take my wallet and smile. I love to make black people smile.