Best place to invest $50,000



Here's what you do. Take 30k of it and build a shit ton of micro niche sites. When that doesn't work, start building software for link building. Stop supporting it, and then re-release it under a slightly different name and recharge everyone for access. BOWSE. Call it 30k-Bomber-Pro-v.2.1
 
Here's what you do. Take 30k of it and build a shit ton of micro niche sites. When that doesn't work, start building software for link building. Stop supporting it, and then re-release it under a slightly different name and recharge everyone for access. BOWSE. Call it 30k-Bomber-Pro-v.2.1

I see what you did there...
 
1.) PIMP BITCHES, serious. Just buy a caddy, a cane plus a jacket and go around smackin hoes.

2.) Buy some blow wholesale aka from a country in south america and transport it yourself. Save yourself the markup and then resell ????????????????????? Profit.

3.) Start a cam whore site and hire unemployed college bitches who love being slutty anyways and pay them minimum wage. They never have to get dressed for work plus they fuck around and take photos of themselves all the time.
 

Depending on his situation, this could be one of the WORST investments EVER! It is a nightmare for reporting and you are taxed at a much higher rate than if you buy US mutual funds, since they are considered passive foreign investment company's. It's something that you really have to check into. Since when you factor much higher taxes, into the current rate of returns and factor in inflation, he could potentially be losing money or just barely breaking even.
 
Stand outside Shark Tank studio
Talk to rejected entrepreneurs
Make an offer to someone
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Profit
 
Here's what you do. Take 30k of it and build a shit ton of micro niche sites. When that doesn't work, start building software for link building. Stop supporting it, and then re-release it under a slightly different name and recharge everyone for access. BOWSE. Call it 30k-Bomber-Pro-v.2.1

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Just stick it in your checkbook and wait for him to die. When he asks what you did with it, tell him you put it in a CD or some shit. Tell him if he needs a little cash he should come to to and you will take care of it. He wont ever ask so feel free to spend all but maybe 5k. That way if he needs the electric bill paid you can cover it. I promise you he will never ask for more than 5k before he dies.

Bonus. If he goes into a nursing home you wont have to worry about pissing that money off on his care.

If some how you fuck it up and he demands his money back, you may have to come up with some more sophisticated methods of dealing with him. You may need upwards of $10,000 to hire a "consultant" to deal with it.
 
Spend 50k in bullets and guns, hire militia to offer protection to the peasants when DHS turns on the people.