Do Ya'll Steam Clean Your Money Too?

[imbo55]

Just wondering, if I am being overly paranoid... or if it's normal. Do ya'll steam clean your change after coming home from the strip club?

 

[flaw3d]

WTF are you talking about nigga?

 

[imbo55]

WTF are you talking about nigga?

Like after you get back from the strip club, you have dollars and other currency you got back from the stripper. Do you also steam clean the currency? I was just curious if I was being paranoid or it's normal.

The dollars are usually all oily and just feel like dirty, so I bust out the shark steam cleaner and clean those bad boys.

 

[Dwight Schrute]

Protip: Just pay with your AMEX Centurion. No cash.

(Thanks, mont7071)

 

[thehobbster]

I pay with Jeffrey's dick. Then the strippers go home and scrub their cooters with lava rocks and brillo pads.

 

[Meatytreats]

I pay with Jeffrey's dick. Then the strippers go home and scrub their cooters with lava rocks and brillo pads.

inb4 BitCrabs

 

[flaw3d]

NIGGA you are trippin.

 

[Bofu2U]

NIGGA you are trippin.

nigga, he tippin'

 

[Unarmed Gunman]

inb4 BitCrabs

 

[jryan21]

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[hellblazer]

you have dollars and other currency you got back from the stripper...

How do you get dollar bills back from the stripper?

 

[jryan21]

Maybe he gave her a 5 and asked for change?

 

[Unarmed Gunman]

How do you get dollar bills back from the stripper?

With your teeth, I presume.

 

[imbo55]

How do you get dollar bills back from the stripper?

sure. you might buy a $10 dance and only have $20 or a $50. So you will get change back.

 

[blureach]

No, I usually cut them up and add them to my soup for seasoning

 

[PortraitArtist]

Do ya'll steam clean your change after coming home from the strip club?

Yea.

Strippers in my area cost like $.89 for a private show, so you can pay with a dollar bill and they'll give you change.

 

[mx=headroom]

No, I usually cut them up and add them to my soup for seasoning

Clam chowda!

 

[nickCR]

sure. you might buy a $10 dance and only have $20 or a $50. So you will get change back.

PEASANT SPOTTED .... Just get the slut to give you another dance and don't go home with any money!

Problem = Solved....

 

[potentialeight]

Yea.

Strippers in my area cost like $.89 for a private show, so you can pay with a dollar bill and they'll give you change.

The same bitch told me if I wanted change, I should have voted for Obama.

 

[Pheasant]

lmao @ getting change from a stripper