You Know You're Drunk When...?

[Rusky]

 

[Zaino]

 

[titanium777]

When I wokeup and somehow all my aff links were switched to Google Hammer

 

[groneg]

 

[shanehunter]

when you piss in the plant in the hallway and swear it's the bathroom. fuck yeah. #winning

 

[jeffrey]

You know you were drunk when you scroll through your phone book every once in a while and half of your 726 contacts look like this:

Adriana
Anastasia
Arlene
Angie
Betsy
Brit
Britt
Brittany
Beverly
Camila
Charlotte
Chrissy BARTENDER
Chris BARCA
Cristy
Danie
Daniela
Delaney
Dijana
Ea
Esther
Hannah
Ioana
Jacqueline
Jaci
Jaqi
Jacky
Jara
Jean
Jen
Jennifer
Jenny
Jenny2
Jenny SUSHI
Jenny TENNIS
J
Jessica
Jessi
Jina
Jodie
Julia
Juliet
Kathrin Call me! xoxo
Kathy
Kkkkkkk blond
Lara NY
Lara BKY
Laura
Marcia
Marcee
Mel
Nadine
Nadia
Olivia
Padrica
Pam
PAM
Paulina HH
Sabs
Sandra
Sandi
Sandy
Sandy G
Shana
Steph
Valerie
Válerie
Vanessa
X cab park
X strip
Xx girl ktj
Xx girl2
Xxxx girl
Xxxx STEPH
Xxxx tequila

...and you have no freakin idea who any of them are.

Do we have the same contact list?

 

[Zaino]

When you dance to this

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jofNR_WkoCE]Ylvis - The Fox (What does the Fox say?) [Official music video HD] - YouTube[/ame]

 

[drave]

when you piss in the plant in the hallway and swear it's the bathroom. fuck yeah. #winning

that reminded me of something that happened when i was a kid... some random night, 2am, my dad awakens to hear somebody pissing in the hall bathroom... he gets up & finds our neighbor, drunk off his ass, asking what the fuck my dad was doing in his house.

(why our front door wasn't locked, i don't know, different time i guess)

 

[jhoffy22]

i tried to find the drunk thread but couldn't so here i am!

 

[Reive]

You know you're drunk when you can't find the drunk thread.

 

[knownerror]

You know you're drunk when you can't find the drunk thread.

I think it's over there.. or wait.. maybe it is everywhere...

 

[fingers]

when i'm balancing against a urinal wall spelling my name on the bowl and scented puck

 

[jstover77]

...when you start a thread 4 months ago and you totally regret it?

Haha..I am listening to Nickelback right now..

 

[juicebox]

When you piss in your brothers fridge after he tells you it is NOT the bathroom and walks away..

 

[infoslob]

you're me.

 

[Drake]

When you piss in the sink and don't care at all and think the toilets should have a mirror as well.

 

[Suddenly_Ass]

 

[Suspect Device]

That moment when you come home in middle of the night, and before going to bed you decide to go to the toilet.

You enter the toilet, and next to the toilet bowl you got your cat's litter box. And not to wake up your GF with the flushing sound you decide to piss not in the bowl, but in the cat box.

In the morning you get waken up by your GF who is smacking your head with a pillow and calling you a pig, because the cat didn't use the litter box you polluted with your urine, and instead used your GF's wardrobe to take a leak.

I was laughing so hard while I washed the litter box. In the end, I guess I couldn't wash out the scent of my urine, and the cat never used the same litter box again. FML. Had to buy a new one.

Happy days.

 

[charlesmartel]

When you fall asleep on the beach and passersby the next morning call 911 because they think you're dead.

 

[affiliatehustle]

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AvHPFNyIC7E][Full Video] Drunk Guy Falls Asleep On Toilet In Epic Position - YouTube[/ame]