My Mother is a Teacher, Gets Bullied at School. How Do I Get Revenge?
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The drill sergeant approach is to announce that something shitty (epic homework assignment, whatever) is assigned to the whole class whenever GirlX, Y, or Z disrupts the class. Two or three rounds of that, and somebody will kick the ringleaders ass without your Mom having to be involved.
They'll hold them down in the bathroom and beat them with a bar of soap wrapped in paper towels till they blow their own brains out (but not before the teacher too....) What's their major malfunction? Kubrick FTW!
Heh
If OP's mom is too nice for that approach, you can alter it. Give the class a "carrot" first, like early dismissal, open book on quizzes, whatever. But, tell them it goes away if the asshats continue being asshats.
I had this 9th grade science teacher I'll never forget. On the outside he looked liked your everyday normal guy. About 6ft tall, slightly balding, early 40's, wore glasses. You wouldn't give him a second thought passing him on the street.
First day of class everyone files in and sits down. We had those really sturdy science desks, two to a table. For the first ten minutes everyone is talking, shouting, being all sorts of rambunctious. And here's this teacher, just sitting at his desk with his feet up nonchalantly watching it all. Another 10 minutes goes by and he slowly gets up and saunters over to a supply cabinet and pulls out a wooden yard stick.
He heads up to the front of the class and asks everyone to be quiet so class can begin. All the students ignore him. He asks once again a little louder with no response. So he takes a step back and slams the yard stick as hard a possible on the front desk shattering it. The entire class went dead silent. Then in a very calm but ominous voice tells everyone "This is my class and my time, if you can't respect that you can get the hell out."
He never had a problem after that. He became my favorite teacher, I would stay after for tutoring so I can get placed into higher level classes the following year and I eventually learned the guy was a former Green Beret who was a part of the invasion of Panama and eventually went on to do mercenary work with some private military corporations...then decided to be a high school science teacher.
First day of class everyone files in and sits down. We had those really sturdy science desks, two to a table. For the first ten minutes everyone is talking, shouting, being all sorts of rambunctious. And here's this teacher, just sitting at his desk with his feet up nonchalantly watching it all. Another 10 minutes goes by and he slowly gets up and saunters over to a supply cabinet and pulls out a wooden yard stick.
He heads up to the front of the class and asks everyone to be quiet so class can begin. All the students ignore him. He asks once again a little louder with no response. So he takes a step back and slams the yard stick as hard a possible on the front desk shattering it. The entire class went dead silent. Then in a very calm but ominous voice tells everyone "This is my class and my time, if you can't respect that you can get the hell out."
He never had a problem after that. He became my favorite teacher, I would stay after for tutoring so I can get placed into higher level classes the following year and I eventually learned the guy was a former Green Beret who was a part of the invasion of Panama and eventually went on to do mercenary work with some private military corporations...then decided to be a high school science teacher.
I remember when I was in high school. My buddies and I always started shit in the class room. We knew which teachers we could fuck with and which ones we couldn't.
Let me tell you a story of one teacher we never fucked with. Math teacher. His name was Mr Talley. This motherfucker looked like Chunk from the Goonies. We messed with him for the first 3 days of class and on the 4th day he went ballistic on us. He took the two top trouble makers in the class (myself being one) and drug our asses still in our desk to the front corner of the room (made us sit there for the next 5 days). He then proceeded to yell to the entire class in a semi demonic manner "You want fucking war? Well you got fucking war" and wrote WAAAARRR all the way across the blackboard in big capital letters. And it wasn't one of those small chalk boards. It was one of those double chalkboards that took up the whole front of the classroom.
We never ever fucked with him again. When he was teaching you could hear a pin drop in his classroom.
Let me tell you a story of one teacher we never fucked with. Math teacher. His name was Mr Talley. This motherfucker looked like Chunk from the Goonies. We messed with him for the first 3 days of class and on the 4th day he went ballistic on us. He took the two top trouble makers in the class (myself being one) and drug our asses still in our desk to the front corner of the room (made us sit there for the next 5 days). He then proceeded to yell to the entire class in a semi demonic manner "You want fucking war? Well you got fucking war" and wrote WAAAARRR all the way across the blackboard in big capital letters. And it wasn't one of those small chalk boards. It was one of those double chalkboards that took up the whole front of the classroom.
We never ever fucked with him again. When he was teaching you could hear a pin drop in his classroom.
Heh
If OP's mom is too nice for that approach, you can alter it. Give the class a "carrot" first, like early dismissal, open book on quizzes, whatever. But, tell them it goes away if the asshats continue being asshats.
Yeah, that's better. Instead of positive punishment, you use negative punishment by removing fake rewards. Very nice idea! Asses still get beat, teachers brains remain intact.
I was lucky enough to have been in the presence of some amazing teachers that generally taught me a lot and didn't EVER have to rely on aggression to shut everyone the fuck up. Just words that spoke to everyone. The type of teachers who could take a complete dumbass and turn him into a critical thinker after 4 years. And the best teacher I ever had was a woman. She'd just walk in quietly and straight dominate that bitch for the 45 minutes she was given. You almost felt guilty trying to talk to the kids sitting next to you.
Ummm, maybe I'm missing something, but your mom is the teacher, right? So, kick the kids out of her class and/or get them expelled.
My tolerance for teachers and their constant complaining has reached an all time low. Bitching about how hard they have it when they get every fucking holiday known to man off, 2 months of summer break and nobody giving a fuck what they do in their own classrooms. And now the teachers are getting bullied? Tell those kids to keep their mouths shut or get the fuck over to the principals office. Solved.
School security cops? I think only a few of the "diverse" inner city schools have those around here.
Coming soon. They usually call them "School Resource Officers." They're cops.
Whether intentional or not, it's definitely a form of conditioning that will be exploited in other ways later. Same as "lockdown" whether it is schools, or pussies in their homes.
That's not how it works, though. You don't get the full summer break, you also have in-service days on a lot of the holidays the kids get off, and you have to keep taking more post-educational classes to keep up your license. You also don't get to do whatever you want in your classrooms. You are observed pretty frequently. The new state-standards make it impossible to get a raise or even get a positive assessment. You are bound to retarded curriculum that teach specific things to kids score high on the state tests, instead of teaching them how to think and educate themselves. And the pay is shitty. You work at home. You grade homework at home. You plan lessons at home. You stay late. You have to do shit like be at pep ralleys or be chauffeurs on field trips or school dances. All in all, school teachers work probably 60 hours a week or more while school is in session, and still work on holidays and the longer breaks here and there, for minimal pay.
It sucks. I know lots of teachers. My position wasn't the typical teacher's position seeing as how I was at a treatment center. Better pay, better hours, because I did more than teach and tackle/restrain kids. I also counseled.
Fun times. Remind me to tell you about the time I was chased by a kid with a chainsaw, watched kids drink their own pee and cause a chain-reaction of vomiting, or the time the kid held his asshole open for the world to see his soul, or the time I got beat up with a fire extinguisher and nobody else helped because they were scared, or the riots and all the other shit.
Your mom is a grown woman. If she actually gives more than 1% of a fuck about some little teenyboppers making jokes about her, it sounds like she honestly just needs to look at the bigger picture here and improve her own maturity level. Not being a dick, just saying, it makes no sense for a nice, successful, grown woman to value the opinions of some broke ass kids.
If you were walking down the street and a 5 year old kid came up to you and started talking shit to you, would you be offended, or would you find it funny?
If you were walking down the street and a 5 year old kid came up to you and started talking shit to you, would you be offended, or would you find it funny?
Little kids are like drunks in the sense that they genuinely couldn't care less about sugarcoating the truth. so you never know. but you have a point as grown men/women should be self-aware to the point where they can't easily be affected by a fucking opinion.
Thanks for the advice everyone. They are kids after all and revenge would cause more trouble than it would resolve.
They also fail to understand what an assbeating is, or how to not encourage one.
Once upon a time, any random teacher might just revert to an assbeating. It's not a tool for them anymore.
They do understand how to irk someone who has no authority... and no option for immediate retribution... teachers, for instance.