Girlfriend wants to start a "Sexy Maid Service"



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It is what you should do before you call one of those girls to your house. Also bring out all your cones out of the closet so they can clean something.

OP, check your girls hands and see how they look like. If she is sporting long nails and fine skin, she will be polishing only one thing and it is not furniture.
 
This is the best advice you're going to get in this thread.

1. never trust a woman.

2. slap her right in the cocksucker and tell her to get her ass back in the kitchen and make you a sammich.
hahaha..... dude ur on point

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I've been here long enough to know how WickedFire operates and I've been dickrolled a couple of times in my life but...

The fuck is up with some of you feeling the need to post gay and/or borderline child pornography pictures?

It's gotten to the point where I have to scroll slowly down a thread. The fuck is wrong with yall?

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and/or borderline child pornography pictures?
While it's a pretty disgusting image and I think banworthy, I can certainly say it is not porn, unless you have a thing for shitty babies, you find that sexually arousing? :ticking: