Halloween Costume Needed

[johu]

So there's a crazy Halloween party that I might go to this saturday, but I need a good costume idea. It needs to be relevant to current happenings, and most important, completely WRONG (e.g. political correctness is not what I'm after). Last year something in that category would be Steve Irwin with a stingray through him.

Any ideas? It also should be something easily thrown together in a day.

Thanks!

 

[JamesH]

Vic with a dead dog?

 

[pfgannon]

Go as Jesus. He rocks!

 

[johu]

Vic with a dead dog?

I was thinking that, but I'm not up for black-face, or finding a dead dog. I do have a friend who got a few $7 real Vick jerseys from eBay after the fiasco... Forgot to mention that no blackface was the other condition :error:

 

[pfgannon]

Johu, i never would have suspected you to be a racist. Tisk Tisk...

 

[johu]

Johu, i never would have suspected you to be a racist. Tisk Tisk...

No, the condition is that I'm not going to go in blackface. The point is not to be racist... White people in blackface is usually looked upon as racist, at least where I'm at.

 

[pfgannon]

Just playing around...

 

[DruSam]

Dress up as California on fire.

or a giant penis.

 

[Stanley]

I heard drusam is going to dress up as an asian chick.

 

[DruSam]

I heard drusam is going to dress up as an asian chick.

right but I would dress up as myself. but I would have an asian chick with her legs wrapped around my waist.

 

[Uzzz]

Britney Spears...the after years?...ya know...booze undies umbrellas babies

 

[Deliguy]

 

[springer]

Casual Friday at the office, Eli?

 

[venrooy]

You can go as the Google Quality Score - then you just walk around and kick people in the balls.

Or here's Post Mortem JonBenet

How about an Amish sheep herder

Or if you really didn't want to go to the party - you can tell people that you went as a Weapon of Mass Destruction.