Neighbor’s kid freaks me out, what should I do?
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I was thinking about going full Heisenberg; fill a bucket of water with mud, throw it on their family car and put a threatening note on the windshield. Maybe it’s too much, what do you think?
Ignore what everyone else is saying. I dealt with this same exact situation and have first hand experience. The kid living upstairs kept pissing from his window. At first I told his parents, but when he did it again I escalated.
I took a baseball bat and smashed that fuckers car and left a threatening note. They never bothered me again and even got me a gift basket as an apology.
Do what you described above. You will not regret it. Then report back with results in thread.
You're welcome.
Buy a ladder and fire extinguisher. When he starts puking next, climb the ladder, and blast him in the face.
That should do the trick. Or go more subtle, and just buy a bunch of fire crackers. Just light them on fire, and throw them out your window onto the yard next time. They'll go off like crazy, wake everyone in a 1km radius up, and he'll probably never do it again.
That should do the trick. Or go more subtle, and just buy a bunch of fire crackers. Just light them on fire, and throw them out your window onto the yard next time. They'll go off like crazy, wake everyone in a 1km radius up, and he'll probably never do it again.
for fuck's sake, really? "developed"??
people don't "develop" fear, they accept it, like accepting a $1000 draw on a bank account that has $93. AT SOME POINT YOU HAVE TO SAY NO, I CAN'T/WON'T ACCEPT THAT.
I don't like puke either man, i get it! but like some of the people said already, you have to just talk to him and get this shit figured out. til then, all hes gonna do is keep on doing what he has been doing all this time and thats puking on your window. Oooor, eye for an eye, and puke all over his and see how he likes it.
Boom, problem solved!
Boom, problem solved!
I know there is nothing to fear, its nothing and there are things far worse in life. I think about all the times I felt real pain and how it was compared to this bullshit.
That I'm a fucking pussy for letting such a small thing effect me so much.
That I cant do much other than talk to him or his parents. Its not in my control. I can only control how I feel about it.
The more I talk about it the better I feel, I really had to vent this.
I certainly can't think of many things worse than inhaling puke from an open window.
Just gotta be careful who you rat on, Jimmy.
He lives in the room directly above, right?
Why has no one mentioned setting fire to your ceiling yet? Seems like standard operating procedure to me...
Alternatively, you could find a way to puke in his window. I'm thinking fill a balloon with some nasty shit, or even Dye, and throw it at his window from the ground.
Why has no one mentioned setting fire to your ceiling yet? Seems like standard operating procedure to me...
Alternatively, you could find a way to puke in his window. I'm thinking fill a balloon with some nasty shit, or even Dye, and throw it at his window from the ground.
He is just acting out because he is having problems adjusting to adulthood and built up sexual frustration.
You need to be sensitive to this but also show him that there are other ways to express his frustration and confusion.
Take a photo of the kid but make sure he doesn't see you, like private detective style.
Then masturbate on the photo, multiple times if possible. Put in zip lock bag. We will use this later.
Start staring at the kid in public, this time make sure he notices. Don't say anything, just stare at him with a blank look on you face.
Eventually he will approach you and ask you why you keep looking at him. Give him the photo and gently stroke his forearm. Try smiling at this point.
This will show him that you understand his sexual frustration but there are healthier ways to release them.
Ask him to your place for dinner and some drinks, this is the opportunity to talk in the safety of your home and show you want him to feel safe.
When he comes over for dinner, make sure to have pornography laying around. Young men like porn and you want him to know you're just like him. This is key to gaining his trust and understanding of your problem with the vomit.
Make sure to have gay porn mixed in, he maybe acting out because of his burgeoning homosexuality and you don't want to appear discriminatory.
Make a point to show him your porn even if he appears apprehensive about it. It is crucial at this point to show him your gay porn. Even if he is not gay, this will show him your open minded and not judgmental and your just trying to help.
You can even ask him if he is "open minded" and if he says he's not, this is a great opportunity to say you can help him. Say that you can experiment with him to help find himself.
Touch his arm and complement him, say something like "wow, you're a strong boy!"
He maybe acting out because he lacks self confidence. Even if he is not, he will enjoy the complement.
During dinner offer lots of pink champagne, he likes to drink and you want him to be happy. He may feel uncomfortable about accepting, but that's ok, he knows your just want him to have a nice dinner.
Explain that you were young once and that you understand what he is going through.
You want to make a connection and show him you understand he is not alone.
After dinner tell him you want to help him explore himself and take him in to your bedroom.
You want to show him the problem the vomit caused you and explain that even though he might be having a hard time right now, but he can always ask you for guidance if he needs to.
Leading him by the arm into your bedroom and sit him on your bed. Play with his hair a little. Young men spend a lot of time grooming and this will show him you like his personal style.
Offer him a massage, he may play a lot of sport and have sore muscles. You want him to be relaxed so he can understand your problem with his behavior. Make sure to have scented oils, this will help relax his body.
After the massage, explain the problem about the vomit but offer him solutions; don't just complain.
Say things like "maybe we can work something out" or "i know a handsome boy like you can think of ways to solve this problem"
He will now understand the situation and be willing to solve the problem.
You have also made a new friend and shown the community that the youth today just need love and support, something that is sorely lacking in today's modern world.
You need to be sensitive to this but also show him that there are other ways to express his frustration and confusion.
Take a photo of the kid but make sure he doesn't see you, like private detective style.
Then masturbate on the photo, multiple times if possible. Put in zip lock bag. We will use this later.
Start staring at the kid in public, this time make sure he notices. Don't say anything, just stare at him with a blank look on you face.
Eventually he will approach you and ask you why you keep looking at him. Give him the photo and gently stroke his forearm. Try smiling at this point.
This will show him that you understand his sexual frustration but there are healthier ways to release them.
Ask him to your place for dinner and some drinks, this is the opportunity to talk in the safety of your home and show you want him to feel safe.
When he comes over for dinner, make sure to have pornography laying around. Young men like porn and you want him to know you're just like him. This is key to gaining his trust and understanding of your problem with the vomit.
Make sure to have gay porn mixed in, he maybe acting out because of his burgeoning homosexuality and you don't want to appear discriminatory.
Make a point to show him your porn even if he appears apprehensive about it. It is crucial at this point to show him your gay porn. Even if he is not gay, this will show him your open minded and not judgmental and your just trying to help.
You can even ask him if he is "open minded" and if he says he's not, this is a great opportunity to say you can help him. Say that you can experiment with him to help find himself.
Touch his arm and complement him, say something like "wow, you're a strong boy!"
He maybe acting out because he lacks self confidence. Even if he is not, he will enjoy the complement.
During dinner offer lots of pink champagne, he likes to drink and you want him to be happy. He may feel uncomfortable about accepting, but that's ok, he knows your just want him to have a nice dinner.
Explain that you were young once and that you understand what he is going through.
You want to make a connection and show him you understand he is not alone.
After dinner tell him you want to help him explore himself and take him in to your bedroom.
You want to show him the problem the vomit caused you and explain that even though he might be having a hard time right now, but he can always ask you for guidance if he needs to.
Leading him by the arm into your bedroom and sit him on your bed. Play with his hair a little. Young men spend a lot of time grooming and this will show him you like his personal style.
Offer him a massage, he may play a lot of sport and have sore muscles. You want him to be relaxed so he can understand your problem with his behavior. Make sure to have scented oils, this will help relax his body.
After the massage, explain the problem about the vomit but offer him solutions; don't just complain.
Say things like "maybe we can work something out" or "i know a handsome boy like you can think of ways to solve this problem"
He will now understand the situation and be willing to solve the problem.
You have also made a new friend and shown the community that the youth today just need love and support, something that is sorely lacking in today's modern world.
You're not "talking" about it you fucking idiot. You're typing about it, and in a forum full of people who think you are a pathetic, whack-off, scumsucking douchebag who should die in a fucking fire, hopefully burning out the spank-encrusted loser who lives above you, and the sick, diseased family who begot him.
At least that's my take on it, but I've been wrong before.
Have a nice day, you warped little beta bitch.
SO fucking Lol- Jimbo both "Liked" & "Disliked" my post.
Bro, do you even ambivalent?
So ban-worthy. C'mon, Emp. Leaves are falling, and the retards should be too. Make us proud, show Intent someone's driving the bus.
