What's the best way to make $500k in 2015



Make a million then get a divorce.



























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Kidnap someone from the Rothchild family, and hold them ransom?

Actually, no... you'd probably just get a sniper bullet through the temple instead of $500k.
 
how's your jumpshot?

That's what I figured.
If you really want to get into the money follow this easy simple recipe.


  • Suck 3 men off for $33 bucks each
  • Take your $99 and buy a bag of drugs. I will leave it to you to decide on your drug of choice.
  • Sell your $99 at a profit of 2.5 times (you should have $247.5)
  • Take the profit and buy the $247.50 worth of drugs sell for 2.5 times more
  • rinse and repeat
  • After your first day you should have $1618.75
  • rinse repeat 3 times a day each time purchasing more drugs than the time before.
As long as you dont start fucking with your product you will make your 500k in no time.
 
^ Here you can buy ounces of high end weed for $150.

Delivery companies charge $100/quarter ounce delivered to your door:
Marijuana Delivery ServicesGAY|GAYGreenlight Washington

Cops cant waste time on marijuana offenses and the feds are being defunded by congress in the state. The city prosecutor got fined for bringing marijuana to work....

$250 profit each.

Graphic ad in "grassifieds" section of local newspaper start at $125. (I already called to check)
 
How much are you making already? If you made $450k in 2014 then just work a bit harder.
 
Couple of options here

1) Dress up as Bigfoot, terrorize some rich neighborhood and buy up their houses once they sell.

2) Buy a cheap Euro sex slave, write cheesy songs about slutting it up, get a vocoder if she can't sing and put it all on youtube. Seed rumors of MK-Ultra programming and British Royals involvement for virality.
 
OP, you've been on this site for 4 years, and you still haven't figured out that these kinds of questions only get troll responses?

Or am I being trolled?

Or am I the troll?

Or am troll?

Or troll?

Troll?

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