I paid $20 to piss

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so we're out fuckin bar hopping after ad:tech, and it's a bit more difficult in NYC when you're only 19. i had to piss like you wouldnt believe, i think my eyes were turning yellow and i was starting to cry out urine. i was actually with a bunch of WF people so it was a good time for the most part. so im almost about collapse and i was slightly drunk so i walked off into the streets (it wasn't the best part of town i don't think, not too bad) and walked downstairs into this bar. the bouncer wouldn't let me in so i had to pull out $20. went in a pissed, left right after that, he def. thought i just bought some crack.

anyways, i never thought i'd pay 20 bucks just to take a piss somewhere. right after i got out of the bar i got into the next one we went to right next store, so pretty much wasted it. oh well.


is this not the most pointless post you've ever read?
 


I paid a quarter cause I really had to shit one time... and the door took like these tokens so the staff could see who is going in/out of the bathrooms... (I guess to cut back on vandalism) Keep in mind I live in Chicago lol...
So I run into this fucking place... hit the bathroom door running, notice this matonka fucking change box on the doornob... put a quarter in and I was takin the browns to the superbowl in no time...

We can unite in poinlessness
 
in Hungary you usually have to pay a quarter, and then the fat lady will give you two or three squares of toilet paper.

needless to say, you better have a few rolls of poo-paper stashed somewhere, anywhere you go.

One day I was in the capital, near this mountain, I had to piss. I just couldn't find a spot that was well covered ( always some dumb tourist would stumble upon me ) so I'm thinking a quarter is fine I'll climb up the mountain.

I get to the toilet, it's fucking 2 dollars... talk about inflation! Well, That was the only toilet in a very big area. So i had to bite the fucking bullet. If I knew I'd have watered some plant on the way up and use the 2 $ to buy ice cream

That's the day I learned about supply and demand
 
hahahaha......this is the funniest thread i've ever seen so far. Well here in india, the laws and rules aren't that strict, so you can go to some nook corner and piss :banana_sml:
 
You have to pay to use the public toilets in france.

If ya not done within a certain amount of time, the doors open up as well.
 
LOL... supply and demand.

When on vacation in Tunisia, I got really overheated and dehydrated one day.

Talk "getting the chills and goosebumps in 40 degrees celsius" kinda overheated.
So I walk into the store to buy a bottle of water.

Of course, all of those guys new the symptoms and I had to pay ten times the normal price.

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In singapore we would hang out at a hawker stall (newton circus for those familiar) late nights after bar hopping. We would have to pay 10 cents to go use the bathrooms which consisted of a hole in the floor. Boys probably don't care but as a girl it takes some serious leg muscle to be able to use those...and after alot of drinking...well it could get ugly.
 
A buddy of mine just pisses under the table in bars. It's gross.

I love it when you're in a packed bar with lineups to get to the can and guys are pissing in the sinks, it's classy.
 
To the "just piss anywhere"

I don't do that in urban environments...ever.
Having lived in an inner city apartment, I can testify that there is nothing worse than having your houses doorway pissed in by all the drunks on the weekend.

Please, show some common sense.

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Funny thread :D But yeah if push comes to shove I would piss anywhere even under bar tables ;)
 
When I was 19 I got caught pissing on the side of road at a camp party. I was one of the few that was 19 at the time. Someone was yelling about the cops being there and all the 18 yr olds were scrambling to hide their liquor. I thought my buddy was still standing there taking a piss beside me, so I said to him, "fuck the police, they can't do shit".

I got a tap on the shoulder and sure enough it was a cop. He threw me to the ground, (almost in the puddle I just created), and started yapping about how he was going to take me home to my mommy and that I shouldn't be drinking underage and asking me if I was going to cry and a whole bunch of bullshit. When I showed him my id and told him I was 19 which is legal, he got really mad and threw me in the backseat of his cruiser. I kept telling him to go pick one of the 500 18 yr olds that were drinking as they walked past his cruiser instead of wasting his time on me. He didn't like that I kept telling how stupid he was and was literally flipping through his book to find something to charge me with. He did end up charging me with being drunk in a public place, but since I wasn't on the road, I was on my buddies property at the time, it didn't stick. I think he really wanted me to do something bad so he could throw me in the drunk tank, but I'm way too happy a drunk for that.

Anyway, that was a fun night.
 
Was this where they were doing that filming in the middle of the night? You forgot to mention it was lit up like high noon out there. :)
 
Laura said:
Was this where they were doing that filming in the middle of the night? You forgot to mention it was lit up like high noon out there. :)
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yeah maybe i could have just said i was an "extra" who was told to piss on the side of a building or something.
 
Next time, buy a snapple or a gatorade. They don't have the wide mouths for no reason, y'know. Stand someplace where you won't draw attention, fill 'er up, screw on the cap and set it down. The less you look like you're pissing in public, the easier it is. It's all about NOT drawing attention to what you're doing... like standing next to a tree in the standard position.

I've done this in the daylight at the Southside Irish Parade in Chicago... right on the sidewalk. A few people might notice but, by the time they realize what's happening, I'm done and have moved on. All the evidence went into a trash can. HAH!
 
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