You know you're getting old when....

[imago]

you spot that gray pube. fuck that guy. that's not in your future plans.

 

[imago]

you spot that gray pube. fuck that guy. that's not in your future plans.

what ever happened to? hahaha lame duck = hahaha

 

[Jameel]

Getting close to 30. I can't stop farting. It's like they fall out of my ass.

 

[Dwight Schrute]

I don't know what pubes are.

 

[HostZealot]

Getting close to 30. I can't stop farting. It's like they fall out of my ass.

to tell you the horrible truth - some people die if they stop farting... Oh no, they die first, and then stop farting... So relax and live on because it's natural.

 

[HostZealot]

I don't know what pubes are.

google it. lot's of jokes and memes.

 

[jryan21]

to tell you the horrible truth - some people die if they stop farting... Oh no, they die first, and then stop farting... So relax and live on because it's natural.

You've clearly not spent a lot of time around dead bodies.

 

[imago]

Getting close to 30. I can't stop farting. It's like they fall out of my ass.

sounds a little loose down there. sphincter dun been flogged

 

[imago]

I don't know what pubes are.

dick pic to confirm plz

 

[kingofthewiki]

when you try to unlock your front door with your car clicker

 

[avatar33]

dick pic to confirm plz

 

[imago]

when you try to unlock your front door with your car clicker

pretty sure at any age that's called being shitfaced

 

[imago]

when you're younger you can be forgetful when you're older it's called dementia

also fuck you tag fag you malicious little bitch ass fucker

 

[DanTe_0101]

just remove that one gray pube.
congrtaz we young now.

 

[Member8200]

Hahaha. The bad thing is when it turned into white. And you need to take "V" to make your little man into a beast

 

[qqbot]

 

[imago]

Hahaha. The bad thing is when it turned into white. And you need to take "V" to make your little man into a beast

you can still blow a load over your head but only when you're doing a hand stand while someone else is jerking it

 

[imago]

gravity gets hold of the ball sack and she doesn't let go. mother please.

 

[imago]

the only thing that beats a middle age spread is a mid life crisis no?