ATTN: JON's NERD ARMY - i am real!

[DruSam]

p.s. ive got a badonkadonk!

fuck. lies. no woman with a face as nice as yours has a badonkadonk. period.

 

[turbolapp]

How bout Junk?

 

[Diana]

fuck. lies. no woman with a face as nice as yours has a badonkadonk. period.

yeah i do. i have a pic from the miami summit to prove it
its hard to tell but u can tell its there.
and proves i was at miami

 

[nachoninja]

black pants can hide anything, we should probably see some nudes

 

[DruSam]

sorry but the loose black pants you are wearing don't help. i need a pic with you in something tight.

 

[Diana]

black pants can hide anything, we should probably see some nudes

you first migs!
but i'd be scared.
i hve a theory that the wig hair on your pooch may have come from ur pubes
ewwwwwwwwwwwwwww

 

[Diana]

im not posting my ass on a forum/online.
<-----not a ho

 

[DruSam]

im not posting my ass on a forum/online.
<-----not a ho

what's wrong with being a ho?

btw. THIS is badonkadonk.

 

[nachoninja]

you first migs!
but i'd be scared.
i hve a theory that the wig hair on your pooch may have come from ur pubes
ewwwwwwwwwwwwwww

now my dog is upset

 

[turbolapp]

what's wrong with being a ho?

btw. THIS is badonkadonk.

wow, that is badonkadonk.:bowdown:

 

[Diana]

what's wrong with being a ho?

btw. THIS is badonkadonk.

looks like she got butt implants w/ bowling balls. but mine is 1/2 that. but damn good size!

 

[SUP3RNOVA]

hey there's me

yeah i do. i have a pic from the miami summit to prove it
its hard to tell but u can tell its there.
and proves i was at miami

 

[DruSam]

diana, this is probably what you have based on our current evidence.

not a badonkadonk i'm afraid, unless you can provide further empirical evidence to the contrary. this is just classified as a "nice ass".

 

[lazyleo]

Diana I've got a plan so sharp you could pick your teeth with it.

 

[turbolapp]

Well shouldn't we lower the bar for a white girl's ass?

I need badonkadonk affirmative action.

 

[smoosh]

I've seen plenty of white girls with great assess - "affirmative" - indeed!

 

[DruSam]

the day i see a white girl with a badonkadonk is the day i marry an asian girl with a badonkadonk.

*cue the song "I believe I Can Fly"*

 

[kaveman]

wholy fuck, someone get me a steak knife! I'm bout to cut up a thick chunck of some juicy grade A carne!!!!

 

[Uzzz]

what's wrong with being a ho?

btw. THIS is badonkadonk.

Please show me more. And i'd also like to subscribe to your newsletter!

 

[barman]

barman has that stereotypical nerd-rage. hating on everything but his own kind. but that ok. your from pa which means you cant drive meaning your retarded.
im from right near ac and work for apple out there. its the shiznit!

haha dont get me started on you retarded ass jersey drivers. (although PA's are pretty fucking bad) What's this shit about having to turn right to go left?! Nonsense!