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Crackajg

Unretired King of Content
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Well, it's been a long time -- I haven't been around since Christmas of last year. Don't bother trying to remember me though. I only had a whopping seven total posts.. I guess I was more of a reader (see: sponge) than a poster (see: annoying, fucking newbie, douchebag).

Anyway, a lot has happened in the past year -- especially in terms of my writing. I had given up on affiliate marketing basically and instead focused on a cubicle (ew, I know) job while continuing to write on my blog.

In the interests of keeping this nice and short though, I'm interested in writing content for Wicked Fire members. This is because it's dawned on me that this is where I excel and its also where I can help out other people.

Anyway, here's some samples (including a mini-bio I had to write for one of the websites I wrote for!):

NFL Draft Dog Mini-Bio
All of my Football Diner content: Pro Football Articles Opinion & Fantasy - Football Diner (Just replace the 12 with 11 and under for all twelve of my FD articles)
All 109 of my ArmchairGM articles: Category:Opinions by User Crackajg - ArmchairGM - Sports Wiki Database (Note: Some of them are a bit meh, so just don't pay any regard to anything posted before January of 2008 -- which isn't too much)

There's lots more but I think that gives a nice grasp of what I can pump out on a daily basis. I know all of that was also about sports but I promise you I can write about different topics on a whim. I'm a chameleon!

Anyway, I'm not sure of the demand right now for content writers but this was the first place I thought of when this idea first popped into my dome. Basically, I will write for you and I will write well. And my charging/rate guidelines are both easy to remember AND affordable (assuming you at LEAST get a $5 allowance each week).

My rate is $3.25 for every 100 words. I don't feel like calculating that out to a weird, obscure, price per word -- so fuck that -- hopefully you can wrap your mind around that complex algebra problem I just gave you.

If you're interested, please either reply back here or PM me. Or both. You know the drill: just include what you need or what your inquiring about. I'm a good guy so if you can make up some random sob story about how you were hit by a bus or something, maybe we can negotiate on a new price.

Well, that's all considering that content is needed at all. I'm pretty sure it is though... it's fucking content! But yes, I'll stop ranting now. I look forward to whoring my fingers out to you!

Josh
 
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Oh, I'm willing. And able. And of legal age... to write content for money that is.

IM'd you.

Oh yeah, my AIM screen name is Galligan101 if anyone wants to reach me that way. Don't all be busting my door down at once, now!
 
Gave me a 400 word article in 20 minutes, well researched, well written, passed copyscape. Did exactly what I asked. Will def be ordering articles from him in the future.

Thanks again, brotha.
 
Gave me a 400 word article in 20 minutes, well researched, well written, passed copyscape. Did exactly what I asked. Will def be ordering articles from him in the future.

Thanks again, brotha.

No problem, I'm glad to be of service!

I look forward to helping you and all of the other people on here who need high quality content in a timely fashion.

I'll stop hard-selling myself now though, I promise.

Josh
 
BREAKING: Due to some unforeseen circumstances, my content creation services are now just $2.85 for every 100 words.
 
I'm going to add these on to what I can write for you for your website or any other money making endeavor people need this stuff for:

Forum posting, Craigslist ad postings, review articles (with me writing the review for you -- and it will ALWAYS be a positive one -- obviously), and any other miscellaneous writing services you can think of.

For all of this stuff though, I don't think it would be wise to have a baseline price. So for all of these things we can just negotiate upon a nice sum that we will both agree on.

Seriously, I just finished a 51, 350+ article marathon job that I never want to remember again for the rest of my life. But now I don't have anything to do and I need to do write something!! I'm bored as fuck!!

PM, reply back here, or send me a letter by horseback. You know the drill.
 
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I've used Josh's stuff on my website now and I had a lot of lengthy articles done. All were given to me at the HIGHEST quality and were done exactly to my specification.

They were 100% Error free, and at this price it's well worth it. I would certainly recommend him to any one here. If I wanted to change anything, he got on the changes quickly and gave me something I was 110% happy with.

Good stuff :xmas-smiley-016:
 
WARNING: Crackajg is a scammer! See this thread for more details!

Just kidding. This guy provides! High quality content that made me say omg wtf this is high quality content! I'm going to make sure I outsource all of my freelance writing work to this guy, because I charge 10+ cents per word so if he does it for me thats still like what... 200% ROI.

Crackajg makes me more money than Acai! Thanks for all the content and sorry about the wacky review and dickroll.
 
Great writing, Excellent Turnaround Time

Hey Guys (and Gals),

Just wanted to chime in here. Cracka wrote me a great article, in super fast turnaround. He even gave me a little discount and was equally as nice working out a deal on the CDN/USD exchange rate. Will be using his services again and again :)
 
Thanks everybody. Not that I'm surprised or anything but, it's always good to hear. I'll stop patting myself on the back now.

In case you're unsure of who to use as your content writer (since there's approximately twenty three of us now) than here is why you should hire me:

- English is my first language.
- I'm not annoying.
- I always give every single job total a discount. Always.
- English is my first language. This is definitely worth mentioning twice.
- I have no problem with swearing or writing/talking about things that are illegal.
- If your interested I give all of my customers my free weekly NFL picks. They're not mortal locks or anything, but some people pay me for them.
- I usually stay in contact with any customers even after the job is done. This is because I have a thing called instant messenger and I use it.
- I'm hands down the best, most original and speedy content writer this forum has ever seen.
- I am nothing if not a Wicked Fire loyalist </brown nosing>. I dabbled with some of the other sites but couldn't compete with people offering to write content for .005 cents per word. In other words, you won't have to worry about me having affairs with other people on other forums. Mainly because the people on these other forums are retarded -- but still.
- My favorite food is pizza.
- My favorite subjects are whatever you need content for.

So if you'd like to experience the phenomenon that is Crack Content Creation, than either PM me, reply back here, e-mail me (j.galligan at yahoo.com), IM me (AIM: Galligan101, MSN: jgalligan101 at yahoo.com, Yahoo: j.galligan) or hit me up on IRC (Server: Freenode, Nick: A few different ones but the only one on the network with the word crack in it. Just look in #cakes)

That's about it. I promise I won't keep bumping this to get people to see it. I'm confident the word of mouth promotion is enough.

PS: I'm willing to compete in content creation throw downs if any of you other content writers think you're better than me. Basically we would each write an article about the same topic and everyone would vote on which one was better. Reply back here if you'd like to get smoked.
 
Got two specialized articles in less than 3 hours. Pricing was generous, delivery was beyond my expectations.

Highly recommended.
 
PS: I'm willing to compete in content creation throw downs if any of you other content writers think you're better than me. Basically we would each write an article about the same topic and everyone would vote on which one was better. Reply back here if you'd like to get smoked.

Dude I am so considering taking you up on this offer.

I don't write for monies (at least I haven't yet) but I do like to think I can throw down a word or two.
 
Review = Great Content

Ordered Content for Lander ...

Couldn't have asked for anything more. Its great to find a content writer that is also skilled in Affiliate Marketing, and knows Optimization , when writing his articles. Will definitely use again.
 
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