My New Product, The Handy Hand

[jeremylorino]

So I was thinking about fleshlights the other night and I thought how cool would it be to have gloves that turn inside out and are good for me time.

whatcha think?

 

[thunderlips]

why think about fleshlights when you can experience fleshlights...

 

[jeremylorino]

thinking, experiencing; same thing

 

[Rage9]

waoh! just jizzed in my pants thinking about it.

 

[jpet10]

just do "the stranger". Stop all the blood from going to your hand (numerous ways to accomplish this, be creative), wait for said hand to go numb bada bing bada boom! Numb hand=a stranger...poor mans fleshlight.

 

[kblessinggr]

just do "the stranger". Stop all the blood from going to your hand (numerous ways to accomplish this, be creative), wait for said hand to go numb bada bing bada boom! Numb hand=a stranger...poor mans fleshlight.

Addiction can lead said person to amputation.

 

[jeremylorino]

well i don't care about poor people i want stupid people.

the gloves maybe have some type of warming mechanism so they start to warm up

 

[kblessinggr]

well i don't care about poor people i want stupid people.

the gloves maybe have some type of warming mechanism so they start to warm up

maybe throw in a built in vibrator... which upon using too much rigorousness delivers a shock (you said you wanted stupid people, like the guy who tazered himself)