Sex or Net Access?

[HarveyJ]

Americans Would Give Up Sex For Internet Access | WebProNews

I'm thinking, why not have the best of both, and get a modem powered by a piezoelectric crystal in a fleshlight?

 

[thunderlips]

Sex duh

 

[BlueMendicant]

Mf gf told me sex too

 

[turbolapp]

Well it's a little different for us (affiliate marketers). That's like saying you can only have money or sex...which one?

Which leads me to think that prostitutes may have it right then.

 

[jenzkc]

i'd rather have the internet than a woman. porn < woman, but knowledge + porn & money > woman.

 

[DanielKemp]

I know what the Internet is like, and it is awesome, so I will go with the Internet.

 

[Jsmith]

I'd rather have....

 

[subigo]

I know what the Internet is like, and it is awesome, so I will go with the Internet.

lolhahalulz

 

[Rage9]

Internet is way better.

 

[micfire]

Net of course

 

[Jon]

Internet over sex.

Because you can buy sex over the internet!!

 

[Jon]

I know what the Internet is like, and it is awesome, so I will go with the Internet.

Hahaha!!

 

[kyleirwin]

net.

 

[RockDiesel]

I know what the Internet is like, and it is awesome, so I will go with the Internet.

That's probably your only option because I don't think you're getting laid anytime soon.

 

[bobschmuck]

Come on sex last 10-60min but Internet last a lifetime. I could always resort to porn and my hand; even though, its not as good. I would rather have the money to have a fun life.


Fuck that sounds bad but I'm drunk so fuck it.

 

[HarveyJ]

Come on sex last 10-60min but Internet last a lifetime. I could always resort to porn and my hand; even though, its not as good. I would rather have the money to have a fun life.


Fuck that sounds bad but I'm drunk so fuck it.

Ahhh, but you can have sex in a blackout... Try getting your internet during then!

 

[kingofsp]

If the dilemma is deciding between your internet and your partner, determining which of the two tends to go down more often should make your decision clear.

 

[BlueYonder]

If you depend on the internet to make a living, and you choose sex over online access, you are really... fucked.

 

[TylerL]

If you depend on the internet to make a living, and you choose sex over online access, you are really... fucked.

Pun!

 

[this_guy]

I never thought I would I quote Kemp, but this just made it into my signature.

I know what the Internet is like, and it is awesome, so I will go with the Internet.