Introducing myself!

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BeerNuts said:
girly tally at 6. tits tally at 0. :(
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After they're already in, it's too late. They have to start with tits out or it's a no go.

I mean shit, imagine if Turbo brought out the boobs? It just wouldn't be right.

I'd still look, but I'd feel weird about it. But I'd still look.
 


Actually, having given it further thought, I feel very encouraged by the overt displays of sexual assertion and heterosexual behaviour. It seems my country at least has become so metrosexual these days that no-one wants to be so un-PC to express a gender identity or traditional orientation. It's kind of refreshing to see a glimpse of how it used to be in them olden days - when a girl could reasonably expect to be invited to display her mammaries when passing or entering an assembly of males.

Still not doing it of course...but I want you to all know what a warm fuzzy glow it'sgiven me ;)
 
brahahaha...

Caroline .. you are getting there. Too sad is that you seem to be able to write (and be witty) and still weren't able to comprehend the rules which explicitely tell you where to shove those "hello I am new" threads.

You acted like a stupid noob and will be treated like one until you redeem yourself by posting good info.

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Artificia said:
lolol...you are a daft lot!

I don't think the internet has run out of porn yet, so I will leave the boob pics to the competent professionals. If anyone is having problems finding boob pics, I suggest a little trip to those search engine web sites where you can type all the rude words you like and be served a bewildering range of imagery presenting the human form in a variety of contexts.

Many thanks for the warm welcome and apologies for contaminating the Shoot the Shit forum with a disgracefully misplaced introduction ;)
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TITS OR GTFO
 
I'm more than happy for the entire thread to be deleted, if it is causing such distress. It will have the bonus effect of wiping out the evidence that will no doubt be used to tease me for my noob-boob when I have been around a bit longer. Go for it!

Is this really a gay webmaster forum? With all the boob-talk, I assumed all the "you're gay" comments were just intended to annoy each other. Not that I have a problem with gay people. I was just amazed to see there appeared to be some het guys left on the planet!

Am giggling at being called verbose on a forum dedicated to writing long winded pitch pages...lol! Perhaps I am in the right business afterall...
 
Fuck that, I'll pitch in.

You'll be writing a girl girl hardcore novel in no time.

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