Any True Tales of Colonix?

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You've surely heard of it - Colonix, the shit that makes you shit three foot strands of outrageous shit.

Doing a bit of research on it and was curious - has anyone ever actually tried this?

Its marketing is fantastic. I'm highly intrigued and I told my husband I'd try it on him to see if any of it is remotely true, but I'm curious if anyone else already tried it.

I know someone has just out of sheer curiosity - give us a real life testimonial. I'm curious about it.

It is more than a bit suspicious already because all of the shit pictures show a perfectly clean toilet bowl. If shit like THIS comes out of your ass, it's unlikely your bowl is so sparklingly white afterwards....
 


we run that offer at motive and people love it, seems to convert OK and people say it works!! now if i want to clean out my system i drink a pint of 20/20 and chase it with a shot of patrone and drink natty light till i can't see! That works great!!! I'm working hard to develop a pill that puts that all in one tab.
 
Jizzlobber said:
Chuck Norris took Colonix once. He actually shit out three feet!
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That's so outrageous. There is so much (bull)shit around this place, I'm positive someone is going to come out and claim to have done it.

Sorry for the shitroll everyone - it does get you after a few images, doesn't it? That is pretty impressive marketing, though - only a handful of products can be sold well through horrifying images of three-foot strands of poo.
 
I shit 3 ft everyday without Colonix - I can take a pic if it will make you smile.
 
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