It all turned around for Vince when he got kicked out of Scientology

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A lot of ex-Scientologists become VERY successful.
Look at Landmark. It's basically Scientology - Xenu.
I'm pretty certain the people with half a brain actually notice what's going on and start thinking that these are some amazing sales tactics going on right around them.

Stop and think about it for a moment. The Slapchop ad is a great example.
Quick camera cuts to keep your eye moving, a fast but evenly paced voice, words designed to make you feel inadequate without the product.
Pure genius.
 
Being inducted into a cult and (this is the key) managing to break free of it is a great lesson in the fundamentals of human psychology. And if you're going to go cult, might as well go full retard and join the CoS. It _is_ disappointing that Vince is waging his little war on them because they dissed him and not because he disagrees with their principals. He's doing the right thing for the wrong reasons. Or at least, got started out that way.

This is a good angle, though. More people are gonna love his nuts because of this, I think.
 
vinny lingo said:
Being inducted into a cult and (this is the key) managing to break free of it is a great lesson in the fundamentals of human psychology. And if you're going to go cult, might as well go full retard and join the CoS. It _is_ disappointing that Vince is waging his little war on them because they dissed him and not because he disagrees with their principals. He's doing the right thing for the wrong reasons. Or at least, got started out that way.

This is a good angle, though. More people are gonna love his nuts because of this, I think.
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That's what I was thinking. How long until we see ads like "Every Slapchop you buy is a donation to the fight against the tyranny of scientology."
 
Saw the Slap Chop commercial on Adult Swim tonight and they had cut out the: "your going to love my nuts" part, so chances are, no, they won't love his nuts.

vinny lingo said:
Being inducted into a cult and (this is the key) managing to break free of it is a great lesson in the fundamentals of human psychology. And if you're going to go cult, might as well go full retard and join the CoS. It _is_ disappointing that Vince is waging his little war on them because they dissed him and not because he disagrees with their principals. He's doing the right thing for the wrong reasons. Or at least, got started out that way.

This is a good angle, though. More people are gonna love his nuts because of this, I think.
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Why not give Vince some special love from Wickedfire? Let's make him next rickroll :D Anybody up for making good remix videos?
 
I showed my brother the Slap Chop and Shamwow commercials for the first time the other day. This morning, he tells me he and his guildmates are rolling alts on WoW with Vince inspired names, and are creating a guild "You're Gonna Love My Nuts."

I don't think that one will last.
 
Religion is the ultimate sale. I mean, if you can get people to believe in Giant fairies then you can sell them anything. Stands to reason, as a result, you would have people come away from religious submersions with the knowledge and ability to hypnotize and close deals.
 
turbolapp said:
Religion is the ultimate sale. I mean, if you can get people to believe in Giant fairies then you can sell them anything. Stands to reason, as a result, you would have people come away from religious submersions with the knowledge and ability to hypnotize and close deals.
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lol

I meant it as a compliment. Look at how well the christian campaign did. ROI through the fuckin roof.
 
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